Idk wtf just happened to me

[Big Daddy]

An old white lady just walked up to me, hugged me, and gave me $5 and said, "thank you for restoring my faith in mankind, have your breakfast on me."

ps-Im in Bojangles.

I felt embarrassed (line was packed) and felt like a bum.

I was surprised.

And I was a little disgusted (i could feel her old white boobies crushed up against me when she hugged me )

Wtf just happened to me brehs Trump has cacs acting so fkn weird

 

[Sauce Dab]

 

[Skrilla]

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Pay it forward

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

c00n

 

[Rout3r2035]

You probably just give off a "one of the good ones" vibe OP

 

[Diondon]

Did you trim your nails?

 

[Collateral]

You should be offended. Lady cac was like "Finally, a nikka with his pants on his waist" FDB real talk, you shouldn't have taken her ingenuous money

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

You're a 'safe' negro.............​

 

[AlainLocke]

I had an old white guy do that to me in North Carolina...we were at Grandson

He was with his wife...

He was like "You look like a fine young man..."

CAC was rubbing my shoulders and shyt...

His old ass wife giving me the


White people I think when they get older have slave flashbacks on some fukking Assassin's Creed shyt...they'll just do random acts of creepy niceness that have me like

 

[Skrilla]

And $5? "breakfast is on me"? What year she think this is?

 

[The M.I.C.]

And $5? "breakfast is on me"? What year she think this is?

Breh.. Five of them thangs gets you a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit combo. Deliciousness that's also cheap

 

[Pineal Gland]

No nail pic =

 

[Rawtid]

Check for your wallet, she may have been a pick pocket.

 

[The Burger King]

Should've given her the money back and asked for the p*ssy instead.

You already fukk crack heads. Might as well sink even lower and fukk an old PAWG.