If A Bear Has You Stuck In A Tree
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I know of a dude who got mauled by a Black Bear in Northern Minny who desperately beat that thing in its head with a solid metal rod and he still took the worse of that altercation. I believe he's still the last person to get mauled by a Black Bear up there.
If a Black Bear can eat multiple hits to the dome from solid metal, da fukk is your meaty elbow with a whole a$$ fracturable joint inside it gonna do to a bear's skull?
Not to mention if you do climb a tree vs a determined Black Bear, you just signed your death warrant. Those fukks can climb trees as effortlessly as a fish can swim in water. If it's a Brown Bear and you voluntarily jump down to it, well... natural selection just happened to come for you that day.
Respect nature, brehs.
If a Black Bear can eat multiple hits to the dome from solid metal, da fukk is your meaty elbow with a whole a$$ fracturable joint inside it gonna do to a bear's skull?
Not to mention if you do climb a tree vs a determined Black Bear, you just signed your death warrant. Those fukks can climb trees as effortlessly as a fish can swim in water. If it's a Brown Bear and you voluntarily jump down to it, well... natural selection just happened to come for you that day.
Respect nature, brehs.
I know of a dude who got mauled by a Black Bear in Northern Minny who desperately beat that thing in its head with a solid metal rod and he still took the worse of that altercation. I believe he's still the last person to get mauled by a Black Bear up there.
If a Black Bear can eat multiple hits to the dome from solid metal, da fukk is your meaty elbow with a whole a$$ fracturable joint inside it gonna do to a bear's skull?
Not to mention if you do climb a tree vs a determined Black Bear, you just signed your death warrant. Those fukks can climb trees as effortlessly as a fish can swim in water. If it's a Brown Bear and you voluntarily jump down to it, well... natural selection just happened to come for you that day.
Respect nature, brehs.
I guess gravity will help provide more force for the elbow
I know of a dude who got mauled by a Black Bear in Northern Minny who desperately beat that thing in its head with a solid metal rod and he still took the worse of that altercation. I believe he's still the last person to get mauled by a Black Bear up there.
If a Black Bear can eat multiple hits to the dome from solid metal, da fukk is your meaty elbow with a whole a$$ fracturable joint inside it gonna do to a bear's skull?
Not to mention if you do climb a tree vs a determined Black Bear, you just signed your death warrant. Those fukks can climb trees as effortlessly as a fish can swim in water. If it's a Brown Bear and you voluntarily jump down to it, well... natural selection just happened to come for you that day.
Respect nature, brehs.
dude killed a 600 lb bear with a butta knife 
A Knife Fight with a Brown Bear: The Story of Gene Moe
In a moment of pure terror, Gene Moe turned to see a 600-pound brown bear charging. With his gun leaning against a tree and knife in hand, Moe was ready to accept his fate. It was him or the bear, and he was going to drive that knife as deep down that monster's throat as he could. And as it turns...
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I was just about to say 
If a bear has chased you up a tree you might as well either go out swinging or commit that.
Especially a Grizzly.
Both scenarios will not end well… … …
But you know, the “modern westernized woman” rather choose the bear, so maybe it won’t be that bad
If a bear has chased you up a tree you might as well either go out swinging or commit that.
Especially a Grizzly.
Both scenarios will not end well… … …
But you know, the “modern westernized woman” rather choose the bear, so maybe it won’t be that bad
I know of a dude who got mauled by a Black Bear in Northern Minny who desperately beat that thing in its head with a solid metal rod and he still took the worse of that altercation. I believe he's still the last person to get mauled by a Black Bear up there.
If a Black Bear can eat multiple hits to the dome from solid metal, da fukk is your meaty elbow with a whole a$$ fracturable joint inside it gonna do to a bear's skull?
Not to mention if you do climb a tree vs a determined Black Bear, you just signed your death warrant. Those fukks can climb trees as effortlessly as a fish can swim in water. If it's a Brown Bear and you voluntarily jump down to it, well... natural selection just happened to come for you that day.
Respect nature, brehs.
And a Polar may not even bother killing you, it just starts
There isn't a may not they won't bother.And a Polar may not even bother killing you, it just starts
WTF
I was just about to say
If a bear has chased you up a tree you might as well either go out swinging or commit that.
Especially a Grizzly.
Both scenarios will not end well… … …
But you know, the “modern westernized woman” rather choose the bear, so maybe it won’t be that bad
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69-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Attacked by Black Bear Outside Her Home as Search for Animal Continues
A 69-year-old Wisconsin woman is recovering after she was attacked by a black bear and hospitalized for her injuries. The incident occurred around 2 p.m. local time on Saturday, July 12 outside the rural home of victim Karen Frye near Comstock.
I got some bad news.
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Thats why I said Grizzly69-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Attacked by Black Bear Outside Her Home as Search for Animal Continues
A 69-year-old Wisconsin woman is recovering after she was attacked by a black bear and hospitalized for her injuries. The incident occurred around 2 p.m. local time on Saturday, July 12 outside the rural home of victim Karen Frye near Comstock.people.com
I got some bad news.
My point was even a black bear will attack.Thats why I said Grizzly
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indeed they will then
They not killers like that though. A grizzly does not leave most people alive If I’m not mistaken..
Thats why they say play dead