If A Bear Has You Stuck In A Tree

[Address_Unknown]

Only human I'd wager could do that successfully was Randal Poffo. That bear is going to have climb and earn his meal if I were in that situation.​

 

[Neuromancer]

Only human I'd wager could do that successfully was Randal Poffo. That bear is going to have climb and earn his meal if I were in that situation.​

Randy went two out of three falls with a police dog he'd be the only one wild enough to do it.

 

[KFBF]

If a bear chases you up a tree then he's saving you for later.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Randy went two out of three falls with a police dog he'd be the only one wild enough to do it.​

Bodybuilder full of roids and Coke? shyt would be scheduled for 1 fall.
Did they say that back in the WWF days?
"Scheduled for 1 fall?"
The fukk?

 

[TL15]

My “toxic train” (can’t believe I’m using that ) is thinking that I can juke a bear. Get him going full speed and hit a hard step and change directions on his ass

Put that bygga in a blender

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Only human I'd wager could do that successfully was Randal Poffo. That bear is going to have climb and earn his meal if I were in that situation.​

Yogi would gladly accept that mission

 

[King Poetic]

The problem with this thread

Majority of the coli fat asses can’t climb the stairs, so u think they going to reach the top of a tree

A bear going to be doing coli nikkas like

 

[Address_Unknown]

Yogi would gladly accept that mission

He'll have to enlist Smokey the bear to burn me out of that fukkin' tree provided I can successfully knock him down without him taking my ankle and me along with him for the fall.​

 

[O.T.I.S.]

He'll have to enlist Smokey the bear to burn me out of that fukkin' tree provided I can successfully knock him down without him taking my ankle and me along with him for the fall.​

A whole lot of “what ifs” for something where the end result will still be the same

 

[All Knowledge]

I would jump to the next tree like a squirrel

 

[987654321]

I know of a dude who got mauled by a Black Bear in Northern Minny who desperately beat that thing in its head with a solid metal rod and he still took the worse of that altercation. I believe he's still the last person to get mauled by a Black Bear up there.

If a Black Bear can eat multiple hits to the dome from solid metal, da fukk is your meaty elbow with a whole a$$ fracturable joint inside it gonna do to a bear's skull?

Not to mention if you do climb a tree vs a determined Black Bear, you just signed your death warrant. Those fukks can climb trees as effortlessly as a fish can swim in water. If it's a Brown Bear and you voluntarily jump down to it, well... natural selection just happened to come for you that day.

Respect nature, brehs.

I’ll sock that bear in the mouf

 

[Address_Unknown]

A whole lot of “what ifs” for something where the end result will still be the same ​

Damn breh, so I'm just supposed to go quietly into the good night?​

 

[null]

I guess gravity will help provide more force for the elbow

flat earthers would be so outta luck

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

bears are much much better climbers than most non-coli brehs

the two things they tell you to never do around a bear are climb a tree or run away

 

[null]

coli brehs should copy how this kid psyched the bear out