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Only human I'd wager could do that successfully was Randal Poffo. That bear is going to have climb and earn his meal if I were in that situation.
If A Bear Has You Stuck In A Tree
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Only human I'd wager could do that successfully was Randal Poffo. That bear is going to have climb and earn his meal if I were in that situation.
Randy went two out of three falls with a police dog he'd be the only one wild enough to do it.
Only human I'd wager could do that successfully was Randal Poffo. That bear is going to have climb and earn his meal if I were in that situation.
KFBF
Superstar
If a bear chases you up a tree then he's saving you for later.
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Bodybuilder full of roids and Coke? shyt would be scheduled for 1 fall.
Did they say that back in the WWF days?
"Scheduled for 1 fall?"
The fukk?
) is thinking that I can juke a bear. Get him going full speed and hit a hard step and change directions on his ass 
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The Monk & The Mercenary
Only human I'd wager could do that successfully was Randal Poffo. That bear is going to have climb and earn his meal if I were in that situation.
Yogi would gladly accept that mission
The problem with this thread
Majority of the coli fat asses can’t climb the stairs, so u think they going to reach the top of a tree
A bear going to be doing coli nikkas like
Majority of the coli fat asses can’t climb the stairs, so u think they going to reach the top of a tree
A bear going to be doing coli nikkas like
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Yogi would gladly accept that mission
He'll have to enlist Smokey the bear to burn me out of that fukkin' tree provided I can successfully knock him down without him taking my ankle and me along with him for the fall.
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The Monk & The Mercenary
A whole lot of “what ifs” for something where the end result will still be the same
He'll have to enlist Smokey the bear to burn me out of that fukkin' tree provided I can successfully knock him down without him taking my ankle and me along with him for the fall.
All Knowledge
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I would jump to the next tree like a squirrel 
I know of a dude who got mauled by a Black Bear in Northern Minny who desperately beat that thing in its head with a solid metal rod and he still took the worse of that altercation. I believe he's still the last person to get mauled by a Black Bear up there.
If a Black Bear can eat multiple hits to the dome from solid metal, da fukk is your meaty elbow with a whole a$$ fracturable joint inside it gonna do to a bear's skull?
Not to mention if you do climb a tree vs a determined Black Bear, you just signed your death warrant. Those fukks can climb trees as effortlessly as a fish can swim in water. If it's a Brown Bear and you voluntarily jump down to it, well... natural selection just happened to come for you that day.
Respect nature, brehs.
I’ll sock that bear in the mouf
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A whole lot of “what ifs” for something where the end result will still be the same
Damn breh, so I'm just supposed to go quietly into the good night?
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I guess gravity will help provide more force for the elbow
flat earthers would be so outta luck
bears are much much better climbers than most non-coli brehs
the two things they tell you to never do around a bear are climb a tree or run away
the two things they tell you to never do around a bear are climb a tree or run away
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coli brehs should copy how this kid psyched the bear out
