If a dude acts like blue balls are a thing: bushes
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BaldingSoHard
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Let's be honest shall we....
There is no such thing as blue balls...
It is a figment of the male imagination.
If a dude talks that "come on baby... I don't want to get blue balls" Bullshyt...
You know what to do
Eh, it's real but it's pretty rare. I agree you should laugh in a dudes face if complaining about blue balls is the extent of his game.
Symptons: Dull aching in the event that a sexual release has not been met. Almost like a testicular torsion in magnitude
Treatment: time alone, or busting a nut to ease pressure. I have had blueballs so bad that I had to lie down. I couldn't let my legs touch them, either. Swollen, for sure.
Wow... Swollen and need a release
Sounds like a pimple....
How painful you poor baby
it's real but it's not the end of the world (as long as it doesn't happen regularly)
if a chick gives you blue balls on purpose and you don't throw her in the bushes, you deserve whatever happens to you afterwards.
if a chick gives you blue balls on purpose and you don't throw her in the bushes, you deserve whatever happens to you afterwards.
Non-bacterial prostatitis is more common than bacterial prostatitis. It may cause no symptoms or its symptoms may mimic those of chronic bacterial prostatitis. If you have non-bacterial prostatitis, however, it is unlikely that you will have urinary tract infections. On occasion we will find patients developing prostatitis from lack of sexual activity. This is called "congestive prostatitis" and suggests that lack of ejaculation causes the semen to stay in the prostate too long and cause inflammation.
PhonZhi
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Had it once. Its real. Hurts. Feels like your testicles ard trying to go backwards into your body. Couldnt stand up straight.
I should neg you for your insolence.
Born2BKing
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I used to think that until I got that shyt one time. Hurt like a muthafukka. 
Discuss balls with your brother brehettes
@Poitier out here one starring classics...
He must have plenty anecdotal evidence to prove me wrong
In her feelings like
suck me up
lame bytch shyt
It's as normal as a male child discussing menstrual cycles with his motherDiscuss balls with your brother brehettes
