feelosofer
#ninergang
About to call that lion Darelle Revis
If a lion is after you, just outrun it 🤷🏽♂️
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Best strategy is to run straight at it at full speed and do a euro step right before it tries to jump at you. You'll break its angles and be completely safe from there on out. Lion'll have to be wheeled off the savanna like Paul Pierce with doo doo.
Don't forget to give credit to the Coli when you make the papers successfully using this strategy
MajesticLion
Veteran
post-Sunday-lunch-siesta vibes kickin' in, brb...
What kind of life savings tips you handing out breh?
Lion just playing with his snack. It’s like throwing popcorn in the air and trying to catch it with your mouth.
Peter Popoff
PROTECT YA NECK!! 🖕🏽🇺🇲
This nıgga lion dawg 
Blackrogue
Superstar
My friend Dave said to me you from Africa right? I said yeah..
He told me one day I went on safari. Then the guides said. Listen Dave you gotta be careful. There's lions out here.
So I started tying my shoe laces. The guide said. Listen Dave you can't outrun a lion!
Dave said no but I can outrun you
He told me one day I went on safari. Then the guides said. Listen Dave you gotta be careful. There's lions out here.
So I started tying my shoe laces. The guide said. Listen Dave you can't outrun a lion!
Dave said no but I can outrun you