Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
I've been studying the peekaboo boxing technique that Tyson perfected. You might not win against a gorilla, but you can wreck an orangutan if you've learned to master it.
If A monkey 🙊 breh caught you slipping like this how scared 😱 would you be 💀
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I've been studying the peekaboo boxing technique that Tyson perfected. You might not win against a gorilla, but you can wreck an orangutan if you've learned to master it.
Sleepy Floyd
Superstar
Wild primates can disembowel you with the quickness
Tryna Makit
High plains drifter
Monkey breh reached out and grabbed breh like them scared straight jail nikkas be tryna do doing when the bad kids come thru 
Jaylen Tatum
Superstar
He might have man-boobs.
This is one our worse fears. Are we gonna die from death or embarrassment?
I was worried his knee would get hyper extended and pulled through the bars.
Luxury Tax
Middleman Money
Fam listen, I've sat gorillas down for weeks, by perfecting that David Tua left hook.
Had them sipping on banana smoothies and contemplating a new life in the jungle.
Breh was just frightened, letting that monkey grab on his threads like that n wrinkling up his shyt...
He could've delivered a 3 Stooges Eye poke and had that orangutan sh1ttin on himself.
🥹
Used his leg like a third arm.
Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
@humminbirdSidenote…… this shyt had me rolling. I’m sorry this video was hilarious
That monkey was like “GOTCHA bytch!!!!”
humminbird
Veteran
Sidenote…… this shyt had me rolling. I’m sorry this video was hilarious
That monkey was like “GOTCHA bytch!!!!”
punching us for no reason
