The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
go ahead and slide me her info... you won't have to worry about her ever againthis girl i'm dealing with wants to squirt and i'm thinking of cutting her off. i love sex and all but a chick squirting and messing up my sheets aint what's good. sh1t is nasty. and she talking about how she gets offended when im quick to run to the bathroom to clean up after sex, like i dont want her juices on me. im like wtf....u suppose to clean up after sex. wtf is wrong u!
y'all not making your woman cream 


. I hit the floor (headfirst) like a sack of potatoes and just bled and cried



Let it be known, that Taxman is secure enough to ask the questions others want to know, but are too worried about what others think. 
women have this thing where they stop you right before they lose control.
hand on the stomach, I was held down and told #nobreaks
Girl, gimmie his number!