If a woman swallows your cum

[At30wecashout]

Nah I feel you. I had a girl I thought I would wife show her crazy side to me in college on some random shyt. Made me look at women different afterwards because she acts different on the day to day but after I fukked she started legit acting crazy even pulled a knife on me and we only fukked one time. But my dad said "it only takes one time"

Yup. We were vibing hard as hell for months and one day she did the lip-bite and stare:letyasoulglow:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG strokes, fam.She was just too damn sexy. But then she went 100% overnight like we were obligated to do everything together from then on.

Lord

 

[shynewhatts]

Do hookers count ?

 

[ThatTruth777]

what is this logic, she's a cum vampire or something, the fukk

 

[Lo-Co]

Like tangy batteries or Ragu garden variety sauce

I woulda said old pennies

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Never had my cum swallowed

 

[KevinDaRealest]

I don't know about ALL women but your moms sure acting possessive of me.

 

[Beck.er.]

And don't let her make cherry cobbler

 

[Arithmetic]

what if she swallows your entire body and then shyts you out two hours later?
you still alive so it's all cool.

When I read your posts I imagine you look like your avatar in real life

 

[Athenna]

Will this work if I put my cum in her food?

No but it'll work if she puts her period blood in your spaghetti

 

[Neil Tyson]

I don't know about the witchcraft you're talking about but it does win me over.

 

[iBrowse]

what if she swallows your entire body and then shyts you out two hours later?
you still alive so it's all cool.

Top 5^

 

[StickStickly]

Sounds like something your granny would say to scare you away from fast women

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

This is not true lol

How so? elaborate ...

 

[Sunalmighty]

Does that make her mind warp into being posessive over you? I've heard this for a long time once she swallows the cum shes gonna claim
You and make it hard to ever go anywhere. Is this even logic? Or have the elders in my life failed me?
Also raw dikk can be added in the equation?

Go back and watch Vanilla Sky. See how that shyt ended up for Tom Cruise ass

 

[Crizzy]

what if she swallows your entire body and then shyts you out two hours later?
you still alive so it's all cool.

You say some of the weirdest shyt...lol. Im blowed as fukk and cant quit laughin at this