If Dean Ambrose wasn't a wrestler...

[Project Downtime]

At the local courthouse due to being a repeat offender.

 

[Cartier Murphy]

World champion.



Bumfighter.

 

[MenacingMonk]

World champion.



Bumfighter.

With the way he throws his "punches"?

 

[Cartier Murphy]

With the way he throws his "punches"?

Fair point.

 

[Box Cutta]

 

[CM_Burns]

Smoking cheap cigarettes in a sh1tty bowling alley, hitting on high school girls.

 

[The Rainmaker]

He could be a sorta real life Hank Hill.

"I sell cocaine, and cocaine accessories".

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

Dude would probably working in the only Blockbuster open in Nebraska talmbout The Big Lebowski is the greatest movie ever made

@Nebraska
But it's plenty of Dean Ambrose's up here

 

[Lost His Smile]

I know hed have a "dark web" connect, that way my lazy ass could just buy some RCs during our night shift.

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Droppin thangs in drinks of college girls nationwide well into his 40's