If Dean Ambrose wasn't a wrestler...

[BlackAchilles]

I kinda want Ambrose to face Lesnar at WM31. Only a psychotic dope fiend would be crazy and determined enough to fell the one in twenty-one and one. And yes in my head kayfabe he's on that shyt.

Kicks outta the F5 cause he's on pcp ... I can see.

 

[King Crimson]

he'd be the loose cannon narco who goes deep undercover for years with a case success rate of like 95%

Shout outs to Rustin Cohle.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Droppin thangs in drinks of college girls nationwide well into his 40's

 

[SmarkMero]

BRAZZERS, Ghetto Gaggers

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Try to sell you a DVD outside of a fast food joint then steal your wallet

Touch your girlfriends ass and lend her cigs all night

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

He'd be that guy that your good girlfriend (all women have one of these friends) lets live at her house for about two months even though he has no appreciable employment or skills, because the dikk is just that good. When she got tired of his shyt, he'd try it on you, too.

 

[ZEB WALTON]

Dean Ambrose would be selling seashell necklaces under the boardwalk in Atlantic City talmbout "if you put your ear to the shell, you can hear the ocean"

na, we're talking atlantic city so he def has d on him. dean reminds me of all my boys.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

my god this thread.....

came in here ready to be at y'all hating the prodigy

 

[Another Man]

Hed be in some hole in the wall dive bar. The whole time hes harassing the dj by constantly requesting pearl jam gone off that powder and wild turkey, pacing around frenetically while grinding his teeth, fists and jaws clenched wild tight, shoulder ramming any dude he walks past looking for a fight. If he hasnt been thrown out by closing time, hes snatching up some sloppy drunk bustdown and going down on her in the parking lot.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

He'd be one of the bum ass street trash dudes at westlake park downtown seattle with an unleashed mutt dog wirh a scarf around his neck...not doing shyt all year until mayday

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

He'd be one of the bum ass street trash dudes at westlake park downtown seattle with an unleashed mutt dog wirh a scarf around his neck...not doing shyt all year until mayday

Here we go:

 

[TrueEpic08]

Hed be in some hole in the wall div. The whole time hes harassing the dj by constantly requesting pearl jam.e bar gone off that powder and wild turkey, pacing around frenetically while grinding his teeth, fists and jaws clenched wild tight, shoulder ramming any dude he walks past looking for a fight. If he hasnt been thrown out by closing time, hes snatching up some sloppy drunk bustdown and going down on her in the parking lot.

You act as if most of this isn't already a part of his regular night routine.

The answer, by the way, is that he'd by some grimy motherfukker living in some awful house in Clifton and selling to the white, college-aged scenster populace of Cincinnati. He'd also be the grimy motherfukker that goes to parties he has no business attending and gets laid by offering girls bumps of blow and shyt.

 

[:-)]

He'd probably be in gay porn somewhere.

 

[DaylitoJames]

He'd probably be in gay porn somewhere.

He would do it... not because he's gay but he heard dem gay after parties be having the good drugs and liquor and he said "fukk it "

 

[Another Man]

He would do it... not because he's gay but he heard dem gay after parties be having the good drugs and liquor and he said "fukk it "