If Duncan Robinson = Tim + Dave, then.....

[2Quik4UHoes]

Inspired by the breh @WesCrook

There's a running gag about Duncan Robinson being named after Tim Duncan and David Robinson.

It had me thinking about other possibilities:

Bryant O'Neal - This could work

James Wade - Probably a million of these already

Jordan Pippen sound like a good hearted guy from the Southside that helps people by day and a ruthless pool shark at night

Kareem Johnson sounds like a popular community rights lawyer in Inglewood

Irving Malone a D list Philly soul singer that’s a gangster on the side

This might could be its own thread breh

Terry Nowitzki - Goon ass hockey player that everyone's around

West Chamberlain - This sound like a neighborhood, not a person

Leonard Lowry - C-List Marvel Superhero and/or journalist
Drexler Olajuwon - Dark-skinned goon that always dresses fly, prolly played by Clifton Powell in a film adaptation
Thomas Dumars - Owns a construction company
Wallace Billups - This is a dude you hear about more than you actually see...everybody got a story about him though and they range from to to

Nailed it lmaoooo

Wade O’Neal a stressed out pop warner football coach from Liberty City.

Leonard Parker a quiet Texas handyman that steals brehs wives

Thompson’s Curry sounds like a Bay Area spice brand

James Irving a barber with a bad hairline that talks his clients to death about conspiracy theories

Woooow. This is prefect. Especially Kareem Johnson.

Kareem Johnson. Community activist. Lover of the people.

Sounds like a campaign slogan. Kareem Johnson for Congress

fukk around and end up being the West Coast’s Adam Clayton Powell

Irving James on the other hand is the gulliest dude on the block, always got a newport on his ear and like 6 baby mommas

And you always hear that nikka's name in the news

Garnett Pierce - A 48 year-old local shady Black attorney whose commercials air during the day while Jerry Springer and Judge Mathis is on.

McGrady Hill - Housing unit in North/South Carolina or Georgia....and they accept Section 8 vouchers

Kidd Carter (tragic) - A boxer with lightning speed from the '60's, rising through ranks at 130 lbs to an impressive record of 24-0 and on his way to contending for the belt.

One night he's at a local bar and some random woman approaches him. Her guy is also there and stabs him in the chest with a broken beer bottle out of jealous rage. Carter is unable to be revived in the ambulance....and is forever known as a "What could have been"

Add on, the sport doesn’t matter....

 

[Remote]

Did a Lakers fan come up with Parker Bryant yet?

 

[Detroit Wave]

Inb4 rafters

Hamilton Billups — quick witted criminal defense attorney that always comes thru in big cases

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Did a Lakers fan come up with Parker Bryant yet?

Parker Bryant sound like a long lost Jazz legend from Kansas City

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Parker Bryant sound like a long lost Jazz legend from Kansas City

I was thinking a local sports folk hero Like some track runner or a football player who did some crazy ass shyt that gets exaggerated from telling to telling.

 

[WesCrook]

Rice Montana - A tatted up cac rapper, easily.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Inb4 rafters

Hamilton Billups — quick witted criminal defense attorney that always comes thru in big cases

Thomas Laimbeer his mulatto client fighting to get back his father’s old property in Black Bottom

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I was thinking a local sports folk hero Like some track runner or a football player who did some crazy ass shyt that gets exaggerated from telling to telling.

Lmaoo I could definitely see that on some Al Bundy shyt

 

[WesCrook]

Inb4 rafters

Hamilton Billups — quick witted criminal defense attorney that always comes thru in big cases

And of course he is hated by cacs

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Ewing Starks - c'mon now. Late 90s/Early 00s punchline rapper that you only ever heard of from DJ Clue tapes, never dropped a real album.

 

[Paper Boi]

World B. Free + Metta World Peace

Free World Peace - the man who wins all wars

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Webb Wilkins sounds like a smooth talkin nikka who hustles nikkas in the local pool hall. He wears a kangol and keeps a toothpick in the corner of his mouth at all times.


(Btw If you’re looking for an easy way to do this just look at old NBA Jam select screens)

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Gay Love

Gay Cousins

Gay Wade

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Quick detour to football, Lewis Reed is definitely a top 5 Olympic sprinter turned Senator

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

Dejounte Derozan would be a lightskin RnB singer who always brought the fukkery. Type of breh to do a line of coke on IG Live before unveiling his new song. Everybody knows who he is but he only got 3 hits to his name