If Duncan Robinson = Tim + Dave, then.....

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Hey man, where can I find those Js? :ohhh:
Bruh, I know a guy....keep it low key though :whoa:
But I can’t find them anywhere :why:
Bruuuh, trust me, I know a guy. Here’s his number
:lupe: Ok cool, but they’re not stol....
:what: Shhhhh damn, just call him and let him know what Js you need. Gonna run you about 400
:patrice: Ummm, iight bet, what’s his name?
Rondo Pierce
 

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