If Earth could talk, what would it say?

[Baka's Weird Case]

HEEEEEEELP

or

PLEASE STOP

 

[Mowgli]

Oh look there's some little pieces of organic dust there that know Brazilian jiu jitsu. I guess I'm in good hands. The apocalypse is canceled

 

[The Pledge]

"Get the fukk off me!!!!!!!"

/thread

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

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[Umoja]

 

[Swirv]

“Why do y’all let white ppl do me like this”

 

[jadillac]

I been patient for a long time, but once I decide to move, it's over for you funky ass humans.

 

[Wardo]

Mars ... its me Earth. I got humans... I think you should get checked.
Sorry.

 

[Lord_nikon]

fukk parasites

 

[TRUEST]

It will reveal how much it entirely relies on human existence.

A time will come when man will discover how to retrieve from the earth echoes of distant days, here the voices of bygone figures.

 

[010101]

ha*

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

 

[Seoul Gleou]

she's about 45 years old and sounds like Angela Bassett

she'd probably ask when the sun is going to get a bit hotter, she's cold and has a nasty flu

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

She ain't gon say shyt. She just gon grab Orion's Belt and wear our assess out

 

[MMS]

She ain't gon say shyt. She just gon grab Orion's Belt and wear our assess out

if its a he, that makes more sense tho

why do folks assume a "female" nature of the earth anyways is the earth really that "receptive"? id say accommodating is a better word