If God came down from heaven right now and offered you 2 choices

[AlainLocke]

I don't want to go to Heaven so I am good.

 

[EBK String]

How is this even a serious question?

that's that saying would rather have a billion dollars and smash a new ig thot every night or continue to be a broke dry dikk nikka

 

[Genos]

Tell god to suck my dikk and make a pact with the devil

 

[Dont@Me]

is it me or does "heaven" sound whack as hell?

 

[Hersh]

all y'all picking B will be damned.

 

[WaveGang]

A is something for an old ass church woman or a soft nikka


Im takin my chances and livin my life, wtf type of spiritual emo shyt is

A. For the people that know their souls are beyond redemption.

I'm taking A for the above reason.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

"A place of never ending happiness
Where you can always see the sun..

Day or night"

 

[The Lyon King]

B...he put me here for a reason.

 

[JA_Carter]

If I can bring my immediate family with me then it’s option A without hesitation

 

[Cat piss martini]

A.

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Option B.

Unless I'm going to be judged by posting in the JBO or fingering a PAWG's p*ssy and butt in the middle of a party in front of everyone then it is what it is I guess.

Gonna need an accurate description of exactly what heaven is

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Ima go with option B.

I’m a good person so I know I’ll be going to heaven and heaven is forever. I’d like to keep my years I have left here before I go anywhere “forever”

 

[DPresidential]

B I’m staying

 

[The Up Right Man]

It’s a lot of option B pickers in here.

I wonder what the results would be if it was.

A: Be a millionaire living lavishly
or
B: live life normally

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

It’s a lot of option B pickers in here.

I wonder what the results would be if it was.

A: Be a millionaire living lavishly
or
B: live life normally

The real question is how many would be when they realized they ain’t as righteous as they thought and take that long ride down