If humans knew 4 a fact dat da afterlife was real, everything u dreamed & more, wud u commit dat?

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better question is if you truly believe that theres some gay little happy kingdom in the sky that you get to float around with jesus, why do you cry at funerals ?:what:

why arent they the best parties anyone has in their life?
If your favorite dog went to a better home would you miss him?
 

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Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven


YES I WOULD TAKE ME OUT THIS fukkING HELL HOLE

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why are you running to a place that you will be at for the next 2034958983425709857289057023579024570294375094579023475902347590579057092457902347590234759023475902347590234750923475902347590234579023475902347590234759023475904237590234759023475902347509234759023475902347590234759023475092345 years?


you got 140 max years on this place.... yet ETERNITY... literally forever at the other... why rush to get there


i'm sure if there is an afterlife... we not gonna look like each other, be seeing bytches, trying to fukk, wanting to live in mansions, drive anything, or even talk... i'd guess this other realm is completely and utterly different and i'm just going to go ahead and ride out this side before i get stuck there
 

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baby, that was the old me
which heaven?

christians or muslims? either theres two (:mjlol:), or one half is wrong. either way, i have no use for either version :ehh:

Obviously, the cold hard fact is there can only be one right answer.

Compare all the likely choices. Analyze and use process of elimination till you reach the best choice.
 

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Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
I just believe u reincarnate here on earth or some other planet in the universe. Heaven sounds awesome, but u know what they say about if it sounds too good to be true.
THIS IS WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT HEAVEN:



There is a constant chant of holy angels that are continually proclaiming Holy, Holy, Holy over the throne of God. The Mercy Seat in heaven where God sits is surrounded by magnificent angels full of glory and power that proclaim and bless the holy name of God without ceasing. Some of these are described as beasts, full of eyes, with six wings and neither rest day or night in their proclaiming the holiness of God (Rev. 4:8-11).

Read more: What Does the Bible say Heaven is Like?


A river, clear as crystal, will flow from the throne of God and of the Lamb [Jesus] down the middle of the city. On each side of the river there will be a tree of life, yielding twelve kinds of fruit every month. The streets will be pure gold, like transparent glass. The walls of the city will be adorned with every kind of jewel, emerald, onyx, amethyst, topaz, etc. There will be no need for a sun or moon, and no need for a temple or church. The presence of the Lord will be its light.



what about that sounds too good to be true?? i mean it sounds pretty... but you can't spend that gold and rubies and shyt... and it says NOTHING about getting what you want and living on clouds and chilling all day or none of that shyt



like most biblical stories... people have added on centuries of bullshyt that isn't even there
 
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