If I shake a man’s hand and I don’t feel calluses, I know I’m shaking hands with a homosexual

[Phantum]

Analyzing a man's hand like a gay Sherlock Holmes.

 

[African Peasant]

That doesnt make sense tho

Most gay dudes go to the gym a lot, probably more than straight men

But gay dudes go HAM on these manicures.

Don't ask me how I know it

 

[Luke Cage]

This thread doesn't seem to be loading properly on Harlem servers. It keeps pausing.

 

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Okay OP, is holding up a next mans hand looking for soft spots!

 

[Lord-Yosh]

Hoooooooooold myyyyyyyyyyy haaand


Hootie and the Blowfish ass nikka.

 

[Mensch Fontana]

OP rubbing other men's hands to check if they gay

 

[flea]

.......So Trump was at the Super Bowl party taking pictures with the lady that ran the Spa Robert Kraft got caught up in

Trump cheered Kraft’s team to Super Bowl victory with founder of spa where he was busted

I’d crush your hand if I shook it. Hear you whimper “ouch” under your breath looking defeated

 

[Wiles]

feel up another's mans hand brehs

 

[Neil Tyson]

My girl loves my soft hands OP. Girls be asking for massages and shyt.

 

[Huda2daf]

Naw it's them dudes that don't squeeze at all.

 

[TripleAgent]

My girl loves my soft hands OP. Girls be asking for massages and shyt.

Facts. Having strong, large, manly, yet soft hands is damn near a cheat code if you can get them on a woman's body.

 

[How Sway?]

I agree with OP. It's not gay to tell yo mans, or any other man for that matter, to get his callus game up

Who wants to walk around with moist fluffy hands?

 

[kdslittlebro]

Gay Charles

:Dameruss::Dameruss::Dameruss:

 

[blqbird]

Calluses are nothing to put on a pedestal. I got them from working in a warehouse for 2 years and them shyts is painful long-term. Women don't even really like them like that compared to a man with smooth hands (unless they already like very masculine men). Rough hands are the oldest sign of a commoner or someone who has to do hard labor to make a living. Nothing wrong with that of course but I'm not trying to portray that image to the world when I'm getting the bag.

 

[Antwon Mitchell]