If I was a celebrity I'd get a vasectomy and troll the shyt outta hoes tryna come up

[str8up]

Of course only after they have passed a background check and I'm certain that they not a real estate agent in the state of Virginia


Instead of hoes trapping u for 18 years you trap them for 18 seconds when she let u hit raw. Then hit her wit the when she try and say she pregnant

 

[Collateral]

What if she got AIDS and herpes?

 

[str8up]

What if she got AIDS and herpes?

I already covered that in the first sentence, but if that manages to fail

"you know the best medicine goes to people thats paid, if magic got a cure for aids, and all the broke motherfukkas passed away"

 

[Remote]

Instead of hoes trapping u for 18 years you trap them for 18 seconds when she let u hit raw.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

it's too late for this

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Right, because you'll be asking for paperwork (which they'll carry in their purse) stumbling out the club drunk. Just be honest and say you'll live a careless rock star life and troll women using the guise that you're fertile. Folks get so tight about the stigma. haha.

 

[Wild self]

There's always them false rape charges

 

[richaveli83]

 

[I love Latina women]

Naw, I'd just go overseas and find me an Asian woman who looks like Daphne Joy

 

[str8up]

There's always them false rape charges

there's always the love contract, word to chappelle

 

[Stone Cold]

Cut off your bloodline to perform a funny joke, brehs

 

[Big Daddy]

What if she got AIDS and herpes?

^When you can't read

 

[str8up]

Cut off your bloodline to perform a funny joke, brehs

There are ways around this issue

 

[ThaRealness]

There are ways around this issue

True. Them scientists got freezers

 

[str8up]

True. Them scientists got freezers

And if that doesn't work you can always reverse the vasectomy although idk what the success rate of that is like, i'm sure it's better than 0% tho