"If If was a fifth".....(And other idioms/sayings)

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Asked my sister had she heard the saying "If it was a fifth, we'd all be drunk?" and surprisingly she said no. Now my sister ain't the coolest motherfukker in the world, but we do have a bunch of old heads in the fam, so I'm fairly certain that's on her. She's like 28. On the other hand I know the coli is full of cat's 18-24(If your over 25 and haven't heard this, you better be a girl)that my not have heard this saying yet. So I'm just trying to find out if maybe this is just some shyt old country nikkas say or not.

Anyways, feel free to answer the poll and add on to any other idioms and sayings, you have heard or use every now and then.

 

[Boogie]

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Have no idea what that means

 

[Zero]

I've heard it

but what you know about robbin Peter to pay Paul? Got us through some hard times

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Have no idea what that means

Never even heard it said before?

 

[Bugatti Biceps]

"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas."

My favorite one.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I've heard it

but what you know about robbin Peter to pay Paul? Got us through some hard times

I've heard it said, never knew what it meant. Always thought borrowing/taking from a friend to give to another friend. pretty sure I'm off though.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas."

My favorite one.

I always like "If wishes were horses then beggars would ride"

 

[Ashley Banks]

Ew

e40>>>>>

 

[Zero]

I've heard it said, never knew what it meant. Always thought borrowing/taking from a friend to give to another friend. pretty sure I'm off though.

That and paying a more important bill with some other bill money

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

A couple I've only heard down south....

"Colder than a witches titty"

"Barnyard Pimp" = Rooster

"So full of shyt your eyes are brown"

"Knee high to a grasshopper"

"Sweating like a whore in church"

"On you like white on rice"

 

[wickedsm]

I've never heard that particular one but several along those lines if blank were blank..
I'm over 25 and a woman.

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Never even heard it said before?

Nope, but Im 20.