If it was up to me Shane Battier would get THAT WORK

[MostReal]

Best believe, dude better be glad I'm not an NBA coach. That dude would have a serious problem with the way my team plays him. I can't stand that guy breh.

Dude is just a little too comfortable in his role. Thinks he just gonna stand out there and shoot 4-5 3's on my TEAM? Nope. I'd have a personal Goon to foul dude on every 3 point shot he takes. I'm mean straight up flagrant fouls, just running through him, taking his legs out...all that. By the time I'm done with dude he wouldn't want to play or shoot. Oh you wanna take charges? Aight son, next time you do that...its a straight up shoulder in your chest/mouth. You gonna come up outta this game breh.
Either by injury or sub, but you gotta take a seat.


You are NOT going to sit out there and shoot 4-4 3's or worse do what he did in the finals and not get dealt with.


I got a personal vendetta against that dude, can't stand that guy man. They'd sub him outta there by the time I'm through with him.

I'm dead serious too.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

"for shizzle"

 

[Shogun]

"You're Angry"

 

[Lakerman0834]

@ this thread ive hated him since his duke days

 

[CantStop]

I despise this dude. He's the definition of an uncle tom. From the way he plays to his personality, he's irritating. 50% of his game is based on tricking the refs with all his flopping bs.

 

[gho3st]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AM5UGjQDA[/ame]



kobe already handled that check #2

 

[Sweet James]

"You're Angry"

Is it just me, or does he not have those "wrinkles" on his head anymore

 

[Colilluminati]

I bet he goes into huddles like ''keep a eye out for me,ill be waiting'' :drake:

 

[NatiboyB]

Is it just me, or does he not have those "wrinkles" on his head anymore

Exactly where did they go.

 

[PTBG]

fukk that faggit Battier. I still remember that ether Kobe dropped on him in the 2009 playoffs. I remember that segment Battier did on guarding Kobe, he had all this tape and was talking about I know everything about Kobe on offense and everything he is going to do, and than that ether in the 2009 playoffs versus the Rockets was

 

[Numpsay]

I cosign the OP. I can't stand this faggit. I hate that bum got a ring.

 

[I-Hate-You]

 

[Street Knowledge]

fukk that faggit Battier. I still remember that ether Kobe dropped on him in the 2009 playoffs. I remember that segment Battier did on guarding Kobe, he had all this tape and was talking about I know everything about Kobe on offense and everything he is going to do, and than that ether in the 2009 playoffs versus the Rockets was

[ame=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NqX_zr9kzk0]Kobe Bryant 2009 Playoffs: 40 points vs Rockets - YouTube[/ame]



[ame=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIte1QrTk7c]Kobe Bryant vs Houston Rockets 2009 NBA playoffs game 6 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[MostReal]

I cosign the OP. I can't stand this faggit. I hate that bum got a ring.

Glad I'm not the only one see's this PAB for what he is. I'm telling you yo, my defensive game plan would against them would be

Plan A. Lebron/Wade

Plan B. Battier...that guy would have the worse series of his life against my squad. Everytime he checks in, my goon would check in. I would purposely have my Goon try to make him fight him to get thrown out or suspended along with my Goon (cause he going all out on that fakkit).


I'm mean, there's logic in this too. Look Wade gonna get his 20-25pts/game, Bron is gonna get his 26-29/a game. They don't run plays for Bosh, so he gonna eat off of them for 15-20.

But this scrub Battier who comes off the bench for the most part is not bout to shoot 4 or 6 three pointers while only taking like 6 or 7 shots, getting 15-18pts off the bench. I'm not having it breh. Then on top of that he's harassing and fouling my best player, taking charges & hustling etc. Nah son, you bout to get up out this game. If you don't get out...I'ma take you out.

Bron/Wade/Bosh is enough to deal with....I'm not bout to deal with your antics too. Nope.

 

[HendriX]

He's a dude you'd probably like if he was on your team..and hate with a passion if he was on another squad.