If Lizzo was thick :wow:

[010101]

big corn she needs counseling*

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Nah... That's abusing the term thick

Clicked the first tiktok link and she's like the Michelin woman, no disrespect

 

[NatiboyB]

I’d hit but this chick is fat also just not morbidly obese

 

[Tom Foolery]

Would fukk if coast is clear.

 

[Legalese]

She still falls in that category of post nut clearity but id definitely be on her body

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

I said it before and say it again, Lizzo would be smashable if she had some boobs or an ass. But she's big for nothing looking like a sack of potatoes.

But this girl I'd proudly hit.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

If Lizzo looked like this broad she would get a pass

oh yeah I’m fukkin the shyt out of her

 

[TrifeGod]

she would kill me
and I accept death

 

[BangBike]

Im smashing,
but she gotta hold her own ass cheeks open..

 

[NatiboyB]

Im smashing,
but she gotta hold her own ass cheeks open..

 

[Silver Surfer]

She is not thick...she is fat.

Would still smash though

 

[AceMan]

Great example, OP!

Just her being shapely despite being overweight makes her 3 points higher than Lizzo

 

[malbaker86]

if lizzo had boobs

THIS THIS THIS. Her pancakes titties do NOT help

 

[Mastamimd]

This is after the cheeseburger

Still hitting

 

[Theodoresolderbreh]

Thread title should read "If Lizzo had a shape"...

lizzo built like a bag of laundry