If me and this chick had sex on Oct 10th, when would the baby be due?

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Off topic but what happens when you're born on February 29th?

You physically age slower. Our birthdays signal the strongest magnetic pull, from gravity, on our bodys. This is due to our body's internal clock and how it forces out bodies to reconstruct after every year of living (singaling high levels of IRON, magnesium citrate, Sodium tetraborate, and nanomachines)

If your day of birth only appears every 4 years, you skip the strongest biological reconstruction, thus and therefore, obfuscating the aging paradigm.
 

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Is the girl having your baby ratchet?



She has some ratchet, not bad for this part of Louisiana. She's young tho, like 19. She's cute but short. I want my kids in the league. If it is mine, I wouldn't be devastated, I'm kind of excited to be honest. Im 34.

Im wondering why she hasn't said anything? Maybe she don't know who its for. Kind of strange, I might just initiate the convo.
 

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You only count leap years as your birthday. Someone 20 will be 5 years old by his or her leap year

Oh OK, my son was born February 29th and the doctor told me I had to sacrifice him.

You physically age slower. Our birthdays signal the strongest magnetic pull, from gravity, on our bodys. This is due to our body's internal clock and how it forces out bodies to reconstruct after every year of living (singaling high levels of IRON, magnesium citrate, Sodium tetraborate, and nanomachines)

If your day of birth only appears every 4 years, you skip the strongest biological reconstruction, thus and therefore, obfuscating the aging paradigm.
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