lowkey imagine if Mike was really trained to be boxer the same way he was trained to be a singer
because Joe actually was a golden glove who had aspirations to be a pro boxer
them azz whoopings from Joe at an early age actually would've toughen that chin up
Mike would've been on that Leonard/Hagler/Hearns level...
and his trash talkin would've been insane
flashy/trash talking/ring introduction/pure fukkery
