"If my friends are too drunk and you swoop in, I'll cockblock you"

[Gunshi]

And it's usually the ugly ones. I can't even tell you how many times that shyt has happened to me

@montpelier

 

[re'up]

Alcohol is the double edged sword, and as frequently as it will help you, will turn against you...ex. the drunk girl breakdown, the all the friends console her, and all is lost, if you're one of those people obsessing over p*ssy, I just find it all kinda pathetically hilarious, that adults STILL act like they did as children in high school....Men and women are always obsessed with what others are doing in social situations, I always sit back and watch it all unravel every time, why I don't go out much...

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Eh, that's something that the ugly friend says.

Friend, stop, thats a demonic saying.

 

[Brofato]

@montpelier do you have pictures of said friends?

 

[Snitchin Splatter]

The key is to separate her from her friends on the dancefloor and tell her you ain't having none of that.

Let her know youre her ride home and you'll call her friends from your phone on the way out so they have a contact number of who she's with

Then get the fukk out of there before they spot you

 

[Black]

 

[Nintendough]

bytch please. You aint protecting your friend you just need that ride home. Plus you don't wanna be the lone girl in the crew not getting piped.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

ill just say don't let your friend ruin something that could potentially be special. Are are you coming with me or not?


I used that on my jump off and her room mate still kinda hates me.

 

[Krispy]

She's doing the right thing though

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I think we know who men don't go up to

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I don't even attempt to have sex with drunk broads anyway, but what kind of females let their partnas leave drunk with random people?

Spoiler

But if I did want to leave with her friend and she gets in the way,

You can't stop a nikka that's determined

 

[Jparker]

Hard to imagine me sober at a party sober though.

And bytches were there...






















Op why were you cockblocking instead of getting bytches yourself

 

[NSSVO]

Happened to me, other bytch was trying to get my attention a week earlier. bytches gon be bytches

 

[Yakno1]

I don't even attempt to have sex with drunk broads anyway, but what kind of females let their partnas leave drunk with random people?

Spoiler

But if I did want to leave with her friend and she gets in the way,

You can't stop a nikka that's determined

true

 

[MAKAVELI25]

She wants the attention, that's usually what it is.

Aint nobody tryna check for her

anyone got pics of said cb?

If she's really too drunk, sure, but let's be real here: 90% of the time the cockblocker is just jealous and her friend is perfectly capable of making her own decisions.

Eh, that's something that the ugly friend says.

Pretty much sums it up. If she was attractive she'd be occupied with another guy's attention