If Paul E cut a Cena diss track ...

[BlackAchilles]

... It would make up for the past few months of product

Sample Brock before the verse drops: "Paul, say somethin' stupid!"

"Cena lookin like Undertaker, flabby and sick"

 

[Slickback Jones]

man it be some shyt if heyman cut a diss like dis!

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

Thread has potential

 

[EA]

My client is the beast, are you sure you really want it?
The last time we met, there was blood, urine and vomit

 

[Riley Escobar]

I'm not about to lie John, your future looks bleak
Brock's gonna break your neck just like he broke the streak
First round was a practice, yeah we'll call that a test drive
It's like we waiting for news updates cause we keep hittin' them F5's

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

We handing out work, no longer call me Paul, call me Pablo
But you're not really a hustler John, just a sex slave in Brocks brothel

 

[Heelish]

Ladies and gentleman...
My name isn't Paul Hogan, I'm not here to tell you a fable
WARNING, my client's on that Eugene shyt, he's not mentally stable
Brock was the one to murder Taker, even Kane wasn't Abel
He'll give you a heart attack and cremate you like your name was Mabel
I want you to watch and learn like TLC, but I'm not talkin bout tables
Trust me, this isn't a game you want to play, boy... no Sable

 

[Slickback Jones]

john, i didnt even need to take took one look at u
cause i knew my client would break yo azz in two

what made u think u could stand a chance against brock or me
didnt u see what happened to taker as his old azz got chopped like a cherry tree

u should know john dat if brock didnt leave when he was here tha first time
dat nobody would elevate yo punk azz to main event status,u barely be worth a dime

so i dont know if u want to try again with tha beast incarnate known as Brock
cause he will straight murda yo azz & have u lookin' flimsy like a dam sock

john,yo not as etherous as me,dont u know who i am,my name is paul e dangerously!
u betta step down cause u way out of key,ill straight roast yo azz like pac did biggie!

 

[HYDRO]

Ladies and Gentleman My name is Paul Heyman and I am the man behind the 1 in 21
I am also the advocate for Baaarrracckkk Lesgnarrr the beast incarnate, the ring's chosen son
16 bars just like 16 suplexes, Johnny Pinkman better run
We practice the credo, Conquer, Sleep, Repeat
fukk a Hustle, Loyalty, Respect, more like get bytched at Nikki, confuse her with Brie, Take a Seat
Kane tried to tell you, Bray tried to tell you
Embrace the hate, but dont follow the buzzards
You dyin they already smell you
Youre gonna get your back blown out Cena, ask Billy and Chuck
and they won't be chanting Lets Go Cena, they'll just be saying you SUCK

{scratches, One-Wah-One-One-One In 1 and 21} BARRRRACCKKKKKK LESSSSGGGGNNARRRRR~~~
{scratches, One-Wah-One-One-One In 1 and 21} BARRRRACCKKKKKK LESSSSGGGGNNARRRRR~~~
{scratches, One-Wah-One-One-One In 1 and 21}repeats to fade out