If Pro Wrestling Companies Had Trades Like Other Sports...

[TheGreatShowtime]

Brock Lesnar for Riho

 

[Boondox Black]

I'm not going to pretend to know anything about whatever soccer team he has a hand in, but Tony Khan isn't running the Jaguars.

Tony Khan is the analytics guy, and the owner's son. That puts him in the front office, and gets him in the war room on draft day. My statement stands.

 

[NoMorePie]

Miro for 4 future unprotected signings

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Brock Lesnar for Riho

Brock for Riho

Brock for Maki Itoh

 

[Finn Baller]

Wheeler Yuta to DDT for that blow up doll they wrestle over there

 

[AMcV'88]

send Lacey Evens and that blonde, Dana whatever her name is for Jade Cargill
the two country boys thats a tag team or GYT from NXT for Starks and Hobbs

thats about it

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Since we just throwing out some wild shyt that wouldn't make any sense for one company in the transaction...

Chris Jericho for Will Ospreay
Jay White for Sammy Guevara - Tay Melo stays so we can see her strut around on TV
Motor City Machine Guns for Gunn Club

But on the more reasonable side...
Mike Bailey for Jungle Boy
Aussie Open for Young Bucks
Private Party for Street Profits
Seth Rollins for Kenny Omega

And for the shyts and giggles...
Kushida for CM Punk

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Lash Legend & Dana Brooke for Tasha Steelz & Savannah Evans, and Xia Li for Kiera Hogan

The reunited Fire & Flava (with Savannah) would be an excellent feud for the returning Sasha & Naomi!

 

[Pull Up the Roots]

Raquel González for Deonna Purrazzo
Package deal of Liv Morgan and Alexa Bliss for Hikaru Shida
Austin Theory for Chris Bey

 

[Reality Check]

Like the Jags & that soccer team?

Doug Pederson da Gawd is turning things around for the Jags (except for next week when the Birds kick their ass in Philly).

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Raquel González for Deonna Purrazzo
Package deal of Liv Morgan and Alexa Bliss for Hikaru Shida
Austin Theory for Chris Bey

You stay away from Shida

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

3 TEAM TRADE

• CM Punk to NJPW
• Kota ibushi to AEW
• Jay white to WWE

• Jacob Fatu to WWE
• Gable Stevenson to MLW

• Tama tonga To aew
• Pentagon Jr to NJPW

• Karl Anderson and doc Gallows to AEW officially
• Private party to tna

• Roderick strong to aew
• Johnny Gargano to AEW
• Shayna bayzler to AEW
• Mjf to wwe

 

[MenacingMonk]

Ricochet for Sammy G.

Buddy Matthews, Andrade and RUSH for Sasha Banks and Naomi. Andrade and Buddy want out, might as well throw RUSH in to sweeten the deal since TK gonna fumble him.

 

[85 East]

Punk for Edge or Balor.

 

[Brad Piff]

I don't know who we can trade but Jade Cargill vs Bianca needs to happen in my lifetime. Maybe we can do a package deal. There are at least 5 women on the Smackdown roster that nobody will miss.

No thanks. Don’t wanna see Bianca get paralyzed.