If she has a cracked iPhone screen...leave her alone, brehs

[concise]

You know how many times I've forgotten to make this exact thread?

 

[VelourSocks]

my iphone 6 screen been cracked for like a week now

shyt is pure struggle

 

[Jhoon]

Cracked screen = drunk slore

If you cant afford to pay a deductible, youre likely begging me for money for a clinic visit.

I remember a chick with a Motorola razor phone in 2010. 2010!

If i was single, if a chick didnt have a larger screen phone, I would avoid her. Smh at chicks on iphone 4.

 

[AtomicUse]

he's right, cracked screen bytches always gave it up quick.

 

[The Mad Titan]

actually...

 

[Neil Tyson]

Cracked screen can happen to anybody, but yeah the frame damage. fukk it, and fukk them.

 

[NoGutsNoGLory]

Listen to this man glentlemen. He might not b fukkin Einstein but he understands the human condition and that is extremely important. We are closing in on the ideal female and so far it includes correct eyebrows and a phone that is not cracked. God willing we will eventually find the perfect prototype of the ideal female and this man will be a legend in the what type of phone a bytch should have category. I hope I am not coming off as insincere because I truly believe this.

 

[jadillac]

If her phone battery is below 30% every time you're around her she's a thot

This too.

Means shes constantly texting, on Facebook or IG or Snapchat all day.

 

[Colicat]

..... My privacy screen is cracked right now... this is the third one that I've run through in less than a year... I am tired of wasting money on these damn screens...

Oh well... It's going to stay that way until I get tired of it...

 

[MikelArteta]

Should this be added to the demonic database

 

[SanchoPanda]

..... My privacy screen is cracked right now... this is the third one that I've run through in less than a year... I am tired of wasting money on these damn screens...

Oh well... It's going to stay that way until I get tired of it...

Those usually have lifetime warranty through the manufacture.

 

[Kobe24]

If her phone battery is below 30% every time you're around her she's a thot

LOL you got me rollin with this shyt!!

 

[Kobe24]

If she uses a shytty Android rather than the perfection that is the iPhone 6...to the bushes.

That means she has no typa money and just wants to hit u up for that cheddar lol

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Should this be added to the demonic database

We have to consult the gawd, @Mr. Somebody first

 

[Colicat]

Those usually have lifetime warranty through the manufacture.

Hmm the hassle to send it into the manufacturer and wait for a new one is more than just buying a new one... I might just switch the brand I buy this time around