Just my observation & experience. Take it as you wish.
Every chick I've met that loves dolphins is not dating material. I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's that dolphins are "free spirits" or whatever.
A woman that "loves dolphins" is akin to a woman who loves animal print, or always has a cracked iPhone screen.
I hate to castigate innocent dolphins for just being a dolphin
, but it is what it is.

Every chick I've met that loves dolphins is not dating material. I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's that dolphins are "free spirits" or whatever. A woman that "loves dolphins" is akin to a woman who loves animal print, or always has a cracked iPhone screen.
I hate to castigate innocent dolphins for just being a dolphin
, but it is what it is.
I swear you dudes come up with the dumbest shyt.

Dolphins though?