If she loves dolphins...leave her alone, brehs

[Ashley Banks]

This is actually legit. My homie's ex-wife loved dolphin shyt. She ended up losing her viginity to her boss a week before the wedding

I see.

This guy that was wearing pants raped and murdered a bunch of women so should women avoid men that wear pants?

 

[TEH]

Who doesn't love dolphins though?
You'd think dolphins are doing slick shyt like taking women from people.
What's next, "If she loves puppies leave her alone brehs"?

 

[Neuromancer]

Yet again, proof some dudes on this site get NO puzzy.

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How is this proof?

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Thought you meant if she was a Dolphin fan.

 

[Neuromancer]

This is actually legit. My homie's ex-wife loved dolphin shyt. She ended up losing her viginity to her boss a week before the wedding

I see.

This guy that was wearing pants raped and murdered a bunch of women so should women avoid men that wear pants?

You should avoid men period

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

I swear you dudes come up with the dumbest shyt.

IKR

Loves dolphins

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Jadillac my homie,so more then likely he playing around.Im gonna give him 5 stars for trying

 

[Ashley Banks]

You should avoid men period

 

[Kitsch]

A lot of dolphin lovers in here.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Thought you meant if she was a Dolphin fan.

Yea, that too

 

[So-Chi]

This is actually legit. My homie's ex-wife loved dolphin shyt. She ended up losing her viginity to her boss a week before the wedding

Boss ain't shyt for that something about fukking some off limits shyt tho. They face down and you see the cell phone ring with their man's name and you just even harder. Sorry I'm on some shyt today...carry on

 

[jadillac]

a hit dog gon holla....










....I hear some hollerin in this thread

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Your girl out here fukking her pet brehs

 

[jadillac]

If Jadillac tell me not to fukk with guhs who like dolphins then I ain't fukking with guhs who like dolphins

have I steered you wrong yet, breh?

Just tryna help.


And you see how they do me?

 

[Mowgli]

Just my observation & experience. Take it as you wish.

Every chick I've met that loves dolphins is not dating material. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's that dolphins are "free spirits" or whatever.

A woman that "loves dolphins" is akin to a woman who loves animal print, or always has a cracked iPhone screen.


I hate to castigate innocent dolphins for just being a dolphin , but it is what it is.

I'll keep an eye on this. I know one woman obsessed with dolphins and she's an old ass thot.