If the coli had a bio-pic, what actor would play who?

[Mowgli]

@Mowgli

Youre quoting a miserable female. A woman who took a walk into the darkside of bedwenching, proclaiming her love for cacs, then did a 180 when the Shift occured. I wish her nothing but the best but when you dont cook clean and obey, life is going to be hard for you no matter what race you choose to be with.


I dont think Terrence new boo will force him to abuse her.

Not as pretty as my wife with the plastic surgery and all but shes still wifeable.

At least they're happy.

Terrence doesnt take no Brazillian Jiujitsu though stop that. Its not common for us to beat women habitually.

 

[audemarzz]

nah she's not pretty enough

Welcome to the no dap gang son

Edit:

nvm u got a reply . . . . tried to hate on my son the game is real

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I think Regina Hall has enough personality to be me.

 

[全能の神]

Welcome to the no dap gang son

Edit:

nvm u got a reply . . . . tried to hate on my son the game is real

My shyt never goes undapped

 

[DarrynCobretti]

Idk if any actors/singers really look like me, well not that I can think of without googling nikkas..

So I'll just name the NBA players I know off the top, who could play me with no probs.

Unfortunately D'Snitch is a decent fit...unlike him I ain't no chatty patty snitch tho b

Anthony Davis could as well if he decided to chill out on growing his unibrow

Same goes for Quin Cook, you could call that benchwarming nikka up from the D-league and he'd be good fit for the role.

With that said, if actually looking similar to me isn't a requirement and the coli got enough in the budget to afford anyone I pick, then fukk all them nikkas above and call up the LeGOAT to play me:

Cause anytime I wake up the morning I either feel like hennybron

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[lotteryplaya]

If he gained 100 pounds Forrest Whittaker could pull me off. Lavelle Crawford lost too much weight to play me now.

 

[Aphrodite]

I think Regina Hall has enough personality to be me.

She's so beautiful.

 

[RAX 010]

Sticky Fingaz

 

[Kokoro]

Terrance Howard would play @Mowgli

Spoiler: He even does BJJ

We need begs back

 

[Milk N Cookies]

She's so beautiful.

And she's like in her 40s!!! With a kid who's like a teenager!! I want to look this youthful in my 40s.

 

[Aphrodite]

And she's like in her 40s!!! With a kid who's like a teenager!! I want to look this youthful in my 40s.

I've never seen her child. I was just thinking earlier about Lashontae Heckard and how she's avoiding showing her son with Brandon Jennings. I haven't seen her child yet either. Probably the best thing you can do though.

Regina is one of the few celebs with no negative press on her. She has a clean image all around. Plus a great actress.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

I'd be Joaquin Phoenix, just like I always have been.