If the coli was Jersey Shore,who would u cast and why?

[Ooh Marty]

The Situation would easily be Chris. B for being most hated.
Ronnie and Sam would be Secret Lover and Loudaffair :inlove:
Pauly D would be Houston911 since everyone love him

Vinny would be havoc da gawd for obvious reasons

Snooki would be Token since she's funny as fukk n bubbly

J.wow would be Thoushallhustle since she's a bad ass,nice body and brutally honest with whom she is

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

fukk that.

mtv needs "The Havoc00 project"

 

[Token]

@ me being Snooki. Oh lerd.

 

[havoc00]

@ me being Snooki. Oh lerd.

Lol

 

[Slystallion]

smh....

 

[thegreatest]

I don't want Jersey Shore.

However, I'd throw Charmander, john goodman, Sierra Mist (whatever sex it is), Gator Reloaded, BrothaZay, Mr210 and M67 into one house. Then I'd watch all the fights and that go down inside the house like .

Havoc would be the surprise, coming in there like week 6 like

 

[thegreatest]

even a fakkit named cumlover shytted on your thread... god damn you're wack

 

[Ooh Marty]

even a fakkit named cumlover shytted on your thread... god damn you're wack

Cumlover one stars everyone's thread first off and what the fukk is ur problem? I was nominated for top tlr poster of 2012 and have had tons of appreciation threads made about me

Who da fukk are u?

 

[thegreatest]

Who da fukk are u?

Just a dude who thinks you're wack. Clear enough or do you need me to rephrase that a third time?

 

[Ooh Marty]

Just a dude who thinks you're wack. Clear enough or do you need me to rephrase that a third time?

Aw I remember, ure that cac that was pissed off at me callin that souless, fakkit, tranny lovin honkey jalamanta out?

Theres plenty of people on here that enjoy me

and its funny how ur idiotic ass gonna dedicate a post to the subject of my thread then try and switch up and shyt...clown

and I remember ur name dapping me up and agreeing with all my posts just a lil while ago

Go and instigate other e-beefs to try and remain relevant on the coli, cracka ass cracka

 

[thegreatest]

Aw I remember, ure that cac that was pissed off at me callin that souless, fakkit, tranny lovin honkey jalamanta out?

are you talking about? I've never addressed you before, sit down

Theres plenty of people on here that enjoy me

Insecure much? I don't give a shyt who likes you, and neither should you. Basing your self-esteem on public opinion is weak.

and its funny how ur idiotic ass gonna dedicate a post to the subject of my thread then try and switch up and shyt...clown

Go and instigate other e-beefs to try and remain relevant on the coli, cracka ass cracka

Well, I think the idea is funny but you really are wack. You're one of those girls who think they're smart, pretty and funny while being little more than a clucking hen. You're not funny, you're not intelligent and you're not even original.

Again, I'm not trying to start a beef with you. I don't care about you. I just think you're a wack, stupid woman. The end.

Spoiler

actually, judging by the insecurity and anger in your reply, you might be one of those girls who knows she ain't shyt and tries to cover it up by acting overly confident.. huge turn off btw

 

[Ooh Marty]

are you talking about? I've never addressed you before, sit down



Insecure much? I don't give a shyt who likes you, and neither should you. Basing your self-esteem on public opinion is weak.



Well, I think the idea is funny but you really are wack. You're one of those girls who think they're smart, pretty and funny while being little more than a clucking hen. You're not funny, you're not intelligent and you're not even original.

Again, I'm not trying to start a beef with you. I don't care about you. I just think you're a wack ass chick.

Spoiler

actually, judging by the insecurity and anger in your reply, you might be one of those girls who knows she ain't shyt and tries to cover it up by acting overly confident.. huge turn off btw

is u talkin about???
I never "act" smart, never said I was pretty, in fact I claim to be a 300 lb Precious lookin bytch and I'm fukkin hilarious

You're just another no name poster on this forum angry that I'm a female and not afraid to state my opinion, I do remember u dappin and praising me a month ago so

And if I'm wack, why did u take the time out of ur life to analyze me?

don't answer that....Marty Kaan is back bytches

 

[Mook]

JUST PUT CBOX AND 2 WOMEN IN THE HOUSE AND WATCH THE HILARITY OF SOCIALLY AWKWARD VIRGINS TRY TO HANDLE IT.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Most people on here wouldn't have enough personality to be on a reality show with the Alpha bytch!

 

[Ooh Marty]

JUST PUT CBOX AND 2 WOMEN IN THE HOUSE AND WATCH THE HILARITY OF SOCIALLY AWKWARD VIRGINS TRY TO HANDLE IT.

Name a few names from cbox