If the US was split in half & went to war, which side is winning?
- Thread starter Nuke Dukem
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The right side- we have New York, Chicago, Detroit, Maryland, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, East and Chicago is the home of the hitters, historically. it’s a done deal off that and all of the military bases, hospitals, technology, political structures, connects, Norfolk- VA = naval bases.
- it’s over before it starts.
and Florida (we may laugh about Florida fukkery but they fight alligators, sharks, hurricanes, tropical depressions, they raise ostriches and mooses on farms so they’re built for whatever- I’ll give them that) we need crazy on the team; every winning team has the one looney toon member.
Dallas and Toronto aren’t doing shyt and both are not giving us any leverage so they don’t matter much in terms of force, much in terms of anything tbh. The left side can have them- we’ll trade Houston for both Dallas and Toronto though.
Other than Cali, the rest of those left states are land masses, hay, desert, grass and cornfields. And LMAOFFFF at Vancouver. Hahaha - the left is basically Los Angeles, the Bay and that’s it. Atlanta maybe needed for hiding out in hookah lounges and strip clubs, entertainment escapism from the war going on outside, as per usual. Maybe New Mexico for Area 51 and bomb testing.
- it’s over before it starts.
and Florida (we may laugh about Florida fukkery but they fight alligators, sharks, hurricanes, tropical depressions, they raise ostriches and mooses on farms so they’re built for whatever- I’ll give them that) we need crazy on the team; every winning team has the one looney toon member.
Dallas and Toronto aren’t doing shyt and both are not giving us any leverage so they don’t matter much in terms of force, much in terms of anything tbh. The left side can have them- we’ll trade Houston for both Dallas and Toronto though.
Other than Cali, the rest of those left states are land masses, hay, desert, grass and cornfields. And LMAOFFFF at Vancouver. Hahaha - the left is basically Los Angeles, the Bay and that’s it. Atlanta maybe needed for hiding out in hookah lounges and strip clubs, entertainment escapism from the war going on outside, as per usual. Maybe New Mexico for Area 51 and bomb testing.
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Most of the US population lives on the right side of the Mississippi River. We’d win due to numbers.
Exactly!
The west side is mostly empty land. 
Trying to fight wars from the trenches of California pizza kitchens, gourmet food trucks and burrito bars, riding on skateboards and surfing. First sign of bruises and visible wounds, they want to run to the plastic surgeon’s office.
She says all the west has is influencers, cows, Mormons and deserts
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Too soon
That’s Twitter.Whoever that IG poster is deport them
Prince.Skeletor
Don’t Be Like He-Man
If this war happens, a group within the right side should team up with a group from the left side and destroy the bible belt.
Those evangelicals are basically Taliban living in a western country.
Some of the policies they support are evil, getting rid of them would be a boon!
If anyone understands socio-politics they would agree that American Evangelicans are just what would happen if the Taliban were born, raised and lived in a western culture/country.
Those evangelicals are basically Taliban living in a western country.
Some of the policies they support are evil, getting rid of them would be a boon!
If anyone understands socio-politics they would agree that American Evangelicans are just what would happen if the Taliban were born, raised and lived in a western culture/country.
Whoever has the cleanest water.
BigE214
Future GOAT
Dallas on the right side? Right side good - we could take on DC 
