If There is a God Who Watches Everything

[Black Nate Grey]

thor would beat the shyt outta jesus.

No the fukk he wouldn't.
If we go by feats alone.
Jesus (Ignore his omnipotence):
-Transmute matter (Water into Wine)
-Walk on Water
-Control over the weather (Calming the storm)
-Aquaman Telepathy (All the fish appearing in the cast net)
-Cure sickness, disease and blindness
-Control over souls (expelling demons)
-Place curses (cursed a fig tree to never grow fruit again)
- Resurrection of himself and others
-Ability to teleport and apportion (After His resurrection he was appearing everywhere)
-Knows the future

Thor loses to a giant snake at the end.
He also has to cross a rainbow bridge to get home

This twink fakkit Thor had to wear a dress and pretend to be a woman in order to get his hammer back
(I shyt you not Þrymskviða - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Worship bearded hammer wielding transsexuals brehs

 

[thekingsmen]

It doesn't really matter what it is or how many people believe it. It doesn't solve the question of "how did things just happen?"

If a God has always existed and created this, how did he occupy the undefinable amount of time BEFORE he set this into motion? And how did he come to be? All of the theories, whether it be spiritual, Big Bang, and so on don't have a simple answer for time being either finite or infinite. The spiritual theories chew it up into some happier and easier to understand pieces for everyone, but that doesn't mean it's right.

1. Questions are always going to be there. Life has many questions that continue to be asked everyday.
2. You are asking me about what the creator did with his/her time?

3. Instead of being on a message-board bytching about God, what you need to do is seek and search for your own questions to be answered. Go to Peru and try Ayahuasca and see what that brings you.

 

[Bilz]

1. Questions are always going to be there. Life has many questions that continue to be asked everyday.
2. You are asking me about what the creator did with his/her time?

3. Instead of being on a message-board bytching about God, what you need to do is seek and search for your own questions to be answered. Go to Peru and try Ayahuasca and see what that brings you.

I see how you earned your stripe.

 

[thekingsmen]

I see how you earned your stripe.

Child response.

 

[Bilz]

Child response.

What did you expect? You obviously don't want to talk about this stuff.

 

[thekingsmen]

What did you expect? You obviously don't want to talk about this stuff.

I answered you and you bytch like a woman about why you don't understand shyt.

 

[Bilz]

I answered you and you bytch like a woman about why you don't understand shyt.

Read a book before you start discussing this sort of thing.

 

[thekingsmen]

Read a book before you start discussing this sort of thing.

I bet you read books on life instead of experiencing it. You have a tired argument because you are scared that once you dig deep into the research of you finding your answers, you will break your old tired childish habits and wake up.

 

[WELLDONE]

No the fukk he wouldn't.
If we go by feats alone.
Jesus (Ignore his omnipotence):
-Transmute matter (Water into Wine)
-Walk on Water
-Control over the weather (Calming the storm)
-Aquaman Telepathy (All the fish appearing in the cast net)
-Cure sickness, disease and blindness
-Control over souls (expelling demons)
-Place curses (cursed a fig tree to never grow fruit again)
- Resurrection of himself and others
-Ability to teleport and apportion (After His resurrection he was appearing everywhere)
-Knows the future

Thor loses to a giant snake at the end.
He also has to cross a rainbow bridge to get home

This twink fakkit Thor had to wear a dress and pretend to be a woman in order to get his hammer back
(I shyt you not Þrymskviða - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Worship bearded hammer wielding transsexuals brehs

lmaoo

thors feats shyt all over jesus

-absorbed enough energy frum the null bomb to destroy 1/5 of the universe
-thor hitting gorr so hard he cracked nearby planets
-creates ftl solar winds, so he is faster than jesus
- can swing his hammer 2 times ftl
-bullet proof
-capable of illusions
-has been inside the sun
-fighting for 40 days and nights
- can steal souls
- can transmute things with mjolnir

thor would literally kill jesus with a hammer swing are we forgetting a bunch of normal ass people literally torturing jesus and nailing him to a cross?

yeah, all those powers sure did help him against that nikka got his shyt pushed in and had to run back to daddy, we aint seen him since

thor would murk his ass.

 

[Unknown Poster]

Depressing.

 

[Bilz]

I bet you read books on life instead of experiencing it. You have a tired argument because you are scared that once you dig deep into the research of you finding your answers, you will break your old tired childish habits and wake up.

I'm not afraid to learn, I'm merely pointing out that the spiritual answer for the beginning poses the same problem as the theories of agnostics/atheists. Once I brought that up, you got frustrated.

 

[thekingsmen]

I'm not afraid to learn, I'm merely pointing out that the spiritual answer for the beginning poses the same problem as the theories of agnostics/atheists. Once I brought that up, you got frustrated.

Trust me i'm not frustrated with a person who is scared of learning.

 

[Black Nate Grey]

N

lmaoo

thors feats shyt all over jesus

-absorbed enough energy frum the null bomb to destroy 1/5 of the universe
-thor hitting gorr so hard he cracked nearby planets
-creates ftl solar winds, so he is faster than jesus
- can swing his hammer 2 times ftl
-bullet proof
-capable of illusions
-has been inside the sun
-fighting for 40 days and nights
- can steal souls
- can transmute things with mjolnir

thor would literally kill jesus with a hammer swing are we forgetting a bunch of normal ass people literally torturing jesus and nailing him to a cross?

yeah, all those powers sure did help him against that nikka got his shyt pushed in and had to run back to daddy, we aint seen him since

thor would murk his ass.

Nah nikka this isn't Marvel Thor this is about Mythological Thor


Matter of fact Imma just add reality warping to Jesus' feats

Jesus > the entire Norse Pantheon

 

[WELLDONE]

N

Nah nikka this isn't Marvel Thor this is about Mythological Thor


Matter of fact Imma just add reality warping to Jesus' feats

Jesus > the entire Norse Pantheon

im talking about marvel thor nikka, i dont care about the mythology version,

and no, he wont. he was killed by a bunch of normal humans, and has no combat feats.

mythology thor tried to lift the world serpent that was coiled around the entire earth has wrestled against time itself his hammer was capable of smashing mountains he created stars and constellations ,he resurrected his goats after eating them, he could heal wounds, he could determine fate, jesus was killed by normal humans and was nailed to a cross, hes not surviving a hit that can shatter entire mountains. lmao, this is what happens when you dont know what youre talking about, nikka said jesus could beat the entire norse pantheon when he got his shyt worked by normal humans.

 

[Suspicious Dingo]

I can't watch the video - what's the question? Bet I can answer it...