If there is a heaven, do you have to go to work and pay bills? Or does everyone get universal basic income?

[Secure Da Bag]

Me: Reads title.

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[MMS]

Angels must really hate humans tho. They basically gotta work forever doing gods gruntwork and human gruntwork until the end of time.




Meanwhile , Habibi gets to laze around all day with his 99 virgins or Johnathan gets to get fat on milk and honey all day while petting lions and sheep. Satan was low-key holding the first worker's strike.

read between the lines

 

[CopiousX]

Why would you want to work in the afterlife????

i mean many retirees return to work out of sheer boredom despite having all their life needs met. So its a feasible concept.




Even on the high tier of human beings, picture the most comfotrable, most wealthy humans like a bezos or Jack Ma. These folks dont have to work a day in their lives and all their bussinesses would run themselves if they left. (Think of how microsoft just kept chugging along once Gates accepted this mindset) . But these folks still keep working everyday, despite living in their own earthly land of milk and honey.



If you put a Steve Jobs or Bezos in heaven, they would lose their minds not having anything to do. Having no problems to solve, despite their whole personas being built on problem solving is troubling.

 

[the cac mamba]

ridiculous, childish concept

of course it would be cool if there's some magic paradise in the clouds, for the 'good' ghosts, after we die. but to actually believe that

 

[humminbird]

this is a serious thread?
why are you bringing Earth ideas into heaven?

 

[RareAirBorne]

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

this is a serious thread?
why are you bringing Earth ideas into heaven?

ok. When suicide bombers complete their mission, they get 99 virgins in heaven.

1. Would the stay virgins after he smashes or do their vagina auto reset?

2. Wouldn’t every woman be a virgin in heaven?

3. If you have sex in heaven, can you get a woman pregnant?

4. Can you choose who you want to be with?

 

[Son Goku]

So much concentrated ignorance in this thread.

 

[southpawstyle]

You should watch “The Good Place”

Such a good show

 

[jackswstd]

There is no heaven or hell. The righteous don’t get eternity in paradise and the wicked won’t suffer eternity in hell. Death is the finality of your human form. The only likely “afterlife” is the atoms in your body being absorbed by other living things.

 

[Pool_Shark]

Heaven you just worship God forever. Basically an eternal church service

 

[BobbyWojak]

Why does everyone keep saying 99 virgins, it's 72.

 

[Complexion]

Why does everyone keep saying 99 virgins, it's 72.

Inflation.

Thinking about it is that heaven a one way thing or is it the same experience for the mountain of women awaiting to be deflowered as they throw bobs and vagene at the hero of the moment.



Or does heaven have a ghetto indeed and thats where the ladies live after services rendered? What are the T&Cs with this deal?

 

[Hey_zeus]

Heaven has to be fully automated by this point

 

[humminbird]

ok. When suicide bombers complete their mission, they get 99 virgins in heaven.

1. Would the stay virgins after he smashes or do their vagina auto reset?

2. Wouldn’t every woman be a virgin in heaven?

3. If you have sex in heaven, can you get a woman pregnant?

4. Can you choose who you want to be with?

yes they return to their virign form the next day
yes and no because of the above
no, but you create new souls that go into a baby born on earth
yes