If this girl dont suck my **** tonight im done

[the Rock]

You did it to her and she didn't give back....she should have already been in the bushes

 

[Malta]

Just tell her you want her to do it, that's what I've always done.

If you're not the direct type, next time you mess around with her make sure it starts on the couch. Get her going, pull your dikk out and put your hand on the back of her head and gentley push She'll get the hint and suck your dikk, or she'll say she doesn't do it, at which point you can have sex with her one more time and never talk to her again

 

[the Rock]

Just tell her you want her to do it, that's what I've always done.

If you're not the direct type, next time you mess around with her make sure it starts on the couch. Get her going, pull your dikk out and put your hand on the back of her head and gentley push She'll get the hint and suck your dikk, or she'll say she doesn't do it, at which point you can have sex with her one more time and never talk to her again

 

[El_Mero_Mero]

You better not fukk up. Stick to your word, if she don't give the dome you better
If not, you fukkin it up for the next man.
She gotta learn that her inactions are unacceptable. If you really wanna push it, since you already ate her box, get yourselves into a 69 position and go from there.

 

[Action Jackson]

If she don't suck your dikk she's a selfish broad.. get rid of her breh.

 

[C-NICE]

young lad you must not stick your face near no box until you have received your blessing!!! When's the last time you ordered a whopper combo and left with just fries now get out there may the force be with you

 

[R.O. Double]

Sometimes you gotta put it in front of her face.

Just like this...

 

[MikelArteta]

This reminds me of the time, i was fukking with this chick earlier this year. bytch played me, i ate the puss but she hit me with the i dont give head after the fact i done ate so after i got my nut, i stop calling/answering all forms of communication from her. She sent me a long ass facebook message and what not but I just deleted it. It was our first time having sex but still once she hit me with the i dont suck dikk.

i thought you were a muslim?
why are you fornicating?

 

[Black Magisterialness]

i though dome was like proper procedure in sexual encounters...

like the cute stewardess telling you how to buckle your safebelt before take off....

sex without oral is like a a sub with no bread, like Martin with no Gina

 

[Ohene]

This reminds me of the time, i was fukking with this chick earlier this year. bytch played me, i ate the puss but she hit me with the i dont give head after the fact i done ate so after i got my nut, i stop calling/answering all forms of communication from her. She sent me a long ass facebook message and what not but I just deleted it. It was our first time having sex but still once she hit me with the i dont suck dikk.

My WWE nikkaws have the funniest gifs.

 

[Turbulent]

don't make threats or ultimatums. you don't want a chick to give you head after you told her "if you don't suck my dikk...". she probably won't and even if she does, it,ll be wack head. tell her you need her to suck your dikk. if it still doesn't go down, just break it off. if she asks you why, tell her it's because you need a chick in your life who will suck your dikk. and the key is to say it in a very sincere way. not unapologetic. not in a resentful way. it's an an excuse or an attack. it just is what it is. you guys didn't want the same thing so it had to end.

 

[Card Holder]

"if she don't suck, then we don't fukk, get it" -Biggie

live by it

 

[eastside313]

I remember when I learned the lesson of not going first.

And never ever believe a bytch don't suck dikk. She just ain't sucking yours.

 

[AnotherRoute]

This is probably the only time a papoose quote will ever be used


Ma I think your crazy if you don't deep throat
You serve no purpose like a slow speed boat

 

[Chronically Dope]

Get her going, pull your dikk out and put your hand on the back of her head and gentley push

I hate when yall do that

At this point if she wanted to do it she probably would have... especially since you already went down on her. Or she might have never done it before and doesn't know how to You need to communicate with her about it.