If this were you, does this dude make it out alive??

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i dont condone shooting dude. but i wll say this. Its not a ONE vs ONE Fair fight when someone is basically a registered weapon. thats like you fighting tyson in his prime. they literally make those dudes register their hands as deadly weapons. why is that? because they are. once you're a professional trained fighter/boxer you are a WEAPON. just like having a gun or a knife in a fist fight. its not a fair fight. You know it isnt. thats why the BJJ dude is supposed to be thee most humble. if a fight starts and he has to defend himself. thats different. if it was just a hard foul on the court and dude keeps hacking. BJJ dude respects himself and the guy who's an idiot more . so he gets up drops the ball and goes home for the day rather than embarrass a man like this. there's a reason they teach you holds. its not just to hurt people. its to stop from harming people physically and just holding them well enough so they know that you cant get at them if need be. then once they calm down. you get out of there and thats that. dude is less likely to think about bringing his boys after you or shooting you later. if he doesnt have any broken limbs, or scratches on him. vs if you just swung on him and cracked him in his eye now he's embarrassed. men dont like to be embarrassed. we will go to extremes once that happens. hence the post in this thread.

But again. thats on Mr BJJ for going over board. he didnt save the guy. he humiliated him. thats a NO NO in any martial arts. He's using his superior abilities to embarrass the guy. so in order for dude to make it a fair one. he either has to get more people, OR go get a weapon of choice. which wont end well for mr BJJ.


This is a huge myth and you shouldn't believe it as a grown man. Google has existed for 17 years...and you never looked to see if that was real?

It's NOT.

Do black-belt martial artists have to register their hands as lethal weapons? [Archive] - Straight Dope Message Board

However: beating somebody's ass with martial arts will get you a harsh sentence if you permanently injure them. Cops and doctors can tell when a trained whooping has been applied.
 

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You can tell who the pussies are in this thread talking about he beat your ass in a fight now you have to bring the squad or a gun to get even. Just take your L. Whatever happened to that shyt?

It would be that simple if it were a regular L which this is clearly not:mjlol:

For example, this is what your average L is supposed to look like

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Simple enough right? Ya'll beef, ya'll square up, hits are thrown, one gets knocked out and it's a wrap. You get respect points for handling it like a man and losing like one. The roasting your friends will put on you in the future will be about a 40%. Won't be too harsh cuz at least you fought still.

Now what was displayed in the video...was a travesty...an eternal L.:wow:

Not only did you lose but your opponent demoralized you in front of a crowd and a camera. Your opponent held you down and slapped you like you're a cac who stole his wife and fukked his daughter. :wow:

Your friends will roast you over a 96.5% flame :wow:

Your kids will look at this video and show it to you every time you try to discipline them. :wow:

Your wife will probably fukk the guy that smacked you around and you won't have shyt to say because ptsd will strike every time that nikka come over. :wow:

You will have lost at life forever :wow:
 

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:dame:ive actually bruised peoples ribs with my mount pressure and tap white belts with this side control shoulder pressure



yall better watch who your fukking around with
 

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Call my boys up and catch this nikka in traffic :mjpls:


Edit: Welp, just read the story... fukkboi deserve it.
 

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It would be that simple if it were a regular L which this is clearly not:mjlol:

For example, this is what your average L is supposed to look like

tumblr_o0q2pkbRiM1v47x3jo1_400.gif


Simple enough right? Ya'll beef, ya'll square up, hits are thrown, one gets knocked out and it's a wrap. You get respect points for handling it like a man and losing like one. The roasting your friends will put on you in the future will be about a 40%. Won't be too harsh cuz at least you fought still.

Now what was displayed in the video...was a travesty...an eternal L.:wow:

Not only did you lose but your opponent demoralized you in front of a crowd and a camera. Your opponent held you down and slapped you like you're a cac who stole his wife and fukked his daughter. :wow:

Your friends will roast you over a 96.5% flame :wow:

Your kids will look at this video and show it to you every time you try to discipline them. :wow:

Your wife will probably fukk the guy that smacked you around and you won't have shyt to say because ptsd will strike every time that nikka come over. :wow:

You will have lost at life forever :wow:

L's come in varying degrees of making one's soul to burn slow :yeshrug:

Like I said I would get my weight up and return for the round 2 :yeshrug:
 

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Not going to lie, one time when I was 14 and before I started lifting, this bigger cac kid put the beats on me while calling me a chink, for no reason. I never forgot that shyt.

Call it petty, but fast forward to the present day. The dude's left the state, and deleted his facebook. First and last time I ever let someone punk me like that. That's all I'll say.
 

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Alot of dudes on the coli seem to have track record of identifying with the loser in fight videos instead of the winner...

:patrice:

If you grew up in any area that was hood or close to hood, unless you were brolic from the jump, you probably had a bigger dude try to punk you growing up at one point when you were little. A lot of people don't put on muscle till their mid teens. :manny:
 

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If you grew up in any area that was hood or close to hood, unless you were brolic from the jump, you probably had a bigger dude try to punk you growing up at one point when you were little. A lot of people don't put on muscle till their mid teens. :manny:

Yeah I get that.

I've beat people up...
I've been beat up...
I've watched other people get beat up...
I've stopped other people from getting beat up...

I understand all sides.

But what I don't do is watch a vid of someone getting beat up and automatically identify with the person losing.
Thats just... idk... thats weird to me.
 
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