If u woke up 5000 years ago

[Turbulent]

probably "invent" basic stuff (war devices, weapons, tools), become some sort of political advisor or maybe even king/emperor. get power off of that and p*ssy would just throw itself at me.

 

[Chris.B]

We talkin about 5000 years ago, not the future penis breath

misread thread but I don't give a fukk

 

[beanz]

id say a bunch of shyt to make me sound all smart and prophetic and fukk mad misguided women and then id start my own religion so @Chris.B and others like him can jock me in 5,000 years

 

[JasonSJackson]

lol @ knowledge

No concept of how to forage food, build shelter, make clothing, make fire, fight, weak ass immune systems,etc.

Damn near everyone on here would be dead if they woke up 5000 years ago.