if videogames (ones with HUMANS) were real life what would be the most ridiculous genere

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

FPS/TPS medics

I mean take a game like Gears Of War, you mean to tell me that after a nikka just took a shotgun blast to the chest, guts literally spilling on the ground, that ALL this nikka needs is for one of his team mates to TOUCH him?



And games like Battlefield/COD, this nikka just ate an RPG, blew off half his limbs, but u fix him right up with a defibrillator/syringe huh?




Okay

@ simple first aid kids healing multiple shots to chest and head MULTIPLE TIMES during a firefight

 

[Food Mane]

SMFH at Johnny Cage being basically tom cruise, and getting into a DEATH FIGHTING TOURNAMENT with spikes on the ground and above you with talking trees and stuff, and WINNING FIGHTS against Cyborg Smoke and KINTARO

Agent: So, Johnny what should we do next? How about a Superhero franchise? :
Cage: Nah I think I'm going to take a few months off
Agent: Like do a broadway play or something
Cage: Nah, I was thinking about entering life or death tournament that decides the fate of our galaxy
Agent:

 

[Strike-Wun]

@ simple first aid kids healing multiple shots to chest and head MULTIPLE TIMES during a firefight

Exactly, at least in GTA had to go to the hospital

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Agent: So, Johnny what should we do next? How about a Superhero franchise? :
Cage: Nah I think I'm going to take a few months off
Agent: Like do a broadway play or something
Cage: Nah, I was thinking about entering life or death tournament that decides the fate of our galaxy
Agent:

hahaha

And he out there doin FRIENDSHIPS on THUNDER GODS like its NOTHIN

 

[mozichrome]

FPS/TPS medics

I mean take a game like Gears Of War, you mean to tell me that after a nikka just took a shotgun blast to the chest, guts literally spilling on the ground, that ALL this nikka needs is for one of his team mates to TOUCH him?



And games like Battlefield/COD, this nikka just ate an RPG, blew off half his limbs, but u fix him right up with a defibrillator/syringe huh?




Okay

what would be the need for doctors if we got rejuvemating health or medics packs

 

[Microfracture]

Fukk the whole "Last of Us" world man. Clickers around every corner. The spores will get you if you aren't quick with the gas mask. Bloaters, runners. Can't trust any of the humans either because they'll kill you and run your sh1t without consequence. Rapists and killers running rampant....hillbillies policing towns with sniper rifles. Nah man.

As far as Arcade shooters go...House of the Dead or Area 51 would have anyone shook

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Fighting game by far...there is no reason why a nikka who can jump 80 feet in the air, shoot concussive beams from his hands, generate fire/electricity/ice ect. Wouldn't just fukk your whole shyt up.

Imagine stepping on this nikka J's in the club

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Fighting game by far...there is no reason why a nikka who can jump 80 feet in the air, shoot concussive beams from his hands, generate fire/electricity/ice ect. Wouldn't just fukk your whole shyt up.

Imagine stepping on this nikka J's in the club

you gonna be lookin like DAN

 

[storyteller]

Survival Horror aka Resident Evil where these dudes experimented and injected humans with virus strains that turned them into mindless monsters...and those experimenters all decide to inject themselves with the same ish as if the experiments have been successful.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Survival Horror aka Resident Evil where these dudes experimented and injected humans with virus strains that turned them into mindless monsters...and those experimenters all decide to inject themselves with the same ish as if the experiments have been successful.

Man i didn't even think about Zombie games We ALL outa there then

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Survival Horror aka Resident Evil where these dudes experimented and injected humans with virus strains that turned them into mindless monsters...and those experimenters all decide to inject themselves with the same ish as if the experiments have been successful.

Breh not even that deep: you are a cop thst survives through an entire city killing zombies with guns you FIND and healing yourself with PLANTS YOU FIND IN THE STREET

 

[OmegaK2099]

beatem ups imagine having to get out of a ticket by fighting this dude

but imagine being able to take off with hoes like this tho

 

[Zebruh]

Zombie games Imagine shyt like Left 4 Dead. You mean to tell me 4(technically 8...or 7) nikkas are surviving multiple actual HORDES of zombies off the pure chance of constantly finding completely loaded military grade weaponry, other explosives, and conveniently placed tanks 100% full of gasoline??? Not to mention zombies that spit vile all over you and attract hundreds MORE zombies that all rip at your flesh at the same damn time. Oh and the fukker that leaps 1 million feet through the air and OFF OF WALLS that pins you down and rips your chest open. How about the zombie that can hang you like it's a regular day while the aforementioned horde rips at your guts???? Don't even mention the Tank or The Witch.

Don't worry tho, this medkit and these random painkillers we found by a dumpster will patch you right up as you conveniently radio for the military to pick up your 4 strangers.

 

[OmegaK2099]

*Punches Dumpster*

*dines on turkey dinner*

 

[MidniteJay]

Tekken.

You mean to tell me I have to spend about 500 grand to buy new clothes?