If Wrestling Was all True

[Capo Dei Capi]

Just been watching clips on youtube if you're signed to a contract at your job how can your boss just fire you on the spot? Sure you gotta still be paid the remainder of your contract still. nikkas act like it's the worst thing to happen when in reality they got 2 year left on they contract at atleast $500,000 a year without having to tour 300 days a year.

Also ref bumps, in boxing if you hit a ref on purpose you would be sacked, disqualified and prolly face a jail sentence, superstars do that an win the title.
Triple H other week stops Bryans match cuz of injuries, where the fukk was he in the Del Rio/Ziggler match?


obv not everything makes sense but somethings just flat out absurd you may not notice totally during a show as you're not thinking like that

List more inconsistencies or shyt that make you go

ill add more later

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

IT IS ALL TRUE, BROTHER!

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

nikkas act like it's the worst thing to happen when in reality they got 2 year left on they contract at atleast $500,000 a year without having to tour 300 days a year.

They are trying to be the best brehs :ross:

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

IT IS ALL TRUE, BROTHER!

I know Hulk I cried when Yoko threw that sand in your eyes breh


why you leave the E in the 90's? tell us the truth brotha!

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

They are trying to be the best brehs :ross:

So why weren't they on Nitro or rather more lately iMPACT! The next night?

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

why you leave the E in the 90's? tell us the truth brotha!

VINCE RAN OUT OF COKE, BROTHER!

 

[TrueEpic08]

Deliberate countout losses.

Not the biggest thing, but don't guys care about the winner's bonus? I've heard about road expenses, you'd think wrestlers would put more importance on things like this.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

VINCE RAN OUT OF COKE, BROTHER!

That was you, Warrior and Savage breh!

Deliberate countout losses.

Not the biggest thing, but don't guys care about the winner's bonus? I've heard about road expenses, you'd think wrestlers would put more importance on things like this.

Not when the titles on the line.

 

[TrueEpic08]

That was you, Warrior and Savage breh!


Not when the titles on the line.

That makes sense, but I'm talking about just random matches. Fandango just came back from a month of not making live show money, why is he taking a countout loss? What's the difference between the losses? Wouldn't you just make the same amount of money either way?

Keeping the belt is a good (if overused) reason. If you're going to use countout losses on random SmackDown matches, either give a good reason for those or stop using them so much.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

That was you, Warrior and Savage breh!

AND TED TURNER HAD THE CONNECT, BROTHER!

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

That makes sense, but I'm talking about just random matches. Fandango just came back from a month of not making live show money, why is he taking a countout loss? What's the difference between the losses? Wouldn't you just make the same amount of money either way?

Keeping the belt is a good (if overused) reason. If you're going to use countout losses on random SmackDown matches, either give a good reason for those or stop using them so much.

The "reason" is that its a typical coward heel move. They'll lose the match just so its over and they can avoid any further ass whoopings by the unstoppable face.

 

[mortuus est]

lol i love the hogan user, how could you hate the guy

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

That makes sense, but I'm talking about just random matches. Fandango just came back from a month of not making live show money, why is he taking a countout loss? What's the difference between the losses? Wouldn't you just make the same amount of money either way?

Keeping the belt is a good (if overused) reason. If you're going to use countout losses on random SmackDown matches, either give a good reason for those or stop using them so much.

The "reason" is that its a typical coward heel move. They'll lose the match just so its over and they can avoid any further ass whoopings by the unstoppable face.

Yeah I guess that the reason, although I get what you mean Fandango a pro dancer though he gettin money in other avenues #new rules.

AND TED TURNER HAD THE CONNECT, BROTHER!

You used to tell me to take my vitamins say prayers an drink milk. No wonder I ended up a mess looking up to a fraud like you

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

That makes sense, but I'm talking about just random matches. Fandango just came back from a month of not making live show money, why is he taking a countout loss? What's the difference between the losses? Wouldn't you just make the same amount of money either way?

Keeping the belt is a good (if overused) reason. If you're going to use countout losses on random SmackDown matches, either give a good reason for those or stop using them so much.

You right though how big a payday is a win? Especially matches just drwan on the night, Heyman said the other day whem Axel was staring down the miz his guys dont fight for free. Does that mean any impromptu match superstars dont get paid for? If so why would you just show up to a handicap match agaisnt Triple H/Big Show or Kane/Undertaker for free?

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

kane vs xpac 1.16 mins aprox

Xpac climbs out the cage but Kane rushes out the door to catch him. Why didn't Kane win the match by leaving through the door? Have the rules changed?
King says later you need a pinfall t while to win, but while x is climbing out JR says he is about to win if his feet hit the ground