If you can piss with no hands without lifting the seat up, your dikk game proper

[charmander]

i just tried it and my toilet seat looked like a god damn water slide

 

[chkmeout]

 

[Randy Marsh]

fukk it homie, I just bounce it in off the back board..

 

[ChatGPT-5]

homosexuality.

 

[KOOL-AID]

every morning I wake up with my dikk as hard as wood, is dis normal for guys

 

[charmander]

every morning I wake up with my dikk as hard as wood, is dis normal for guys

it depends on whether or not i see a @Raedawn07 post before i go to sleep

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I lift the seat up with my feet, pull my shorts down, shake my dikk out and piss when I don't feel like washing my hands.

 

[AJtheOne]

Spoiler

 

[JAY?]

fukk all that aimin shyt
95% of the time i just pee in the tub

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

fukk all that aimin shyt
95% of the time i just pee in the tub

yo feet pissy...

 

[JAY?]

yo feet pissy...

U stand inside a urinal to use it?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

U stand inside a urinal to use it?

I prefer my own stall, I don't like the splashback from urinals. I thought you meant the bath tub, I guess you mean them big ass tub things that nikkaz congregate around and piss into.

 

[Kings County]

my dikk to big for that id end up pissing on my thighs

 

[JAY?]

I prefer my own stall, I don't like the splashback from urinals. I thought you meant the bath tub, I guess you mean them big ass tub things that nikkaz congregate around and piss into.

Nah. I did mean a regular bath tub
When I go to my bathroom my toilet and tub are side by side
It's just a lot easier to just pull out and pee in the tub
I don't have to stand inside of it to pee in it tho

 

[charmander]

my dikk to big for that id end up pissing on my thighs

i knew a big dikk nikka was gonna come in here and fukk it all up