If you can piss with no hands without lifting the seat up, your dikk game proper

[JAY?]

my dikk to big for that id end up pissing on my thighs

Kinda how my dikk be all up in toilet water when I'm takin a shyt

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Nah. I did mean a regular bath tub
When I go to my bathroom my toilet and tub are side by side
It's just a lot easier to just pull out and pee in the tub
I don't have to stand inside of it to pee in it tho

I hope that shyt goin straight to the drain, I used to piss in the shower when I was a kid the sticky floor made me fall back. Besides, I be puttin that shyt in my toilet that turn it blue so I'ma damn sure put it to use.

i knew a big dikk nikka was gonna come in here and fukk it all up

 

[JAY?]

I hope that shyt goin straight to the drain, I used to piss in the shower when I was a kid the sticky floor made me fall back. Besides, I be puttin that shyt in my toilet that turn it blue so I'ma damn sure put it to use.

Yea plus I do turn on the water real quick to to make sure it all goes down
Sittin piss doesn't smell to well

 

[Kings County]

Kinda how my dikk be all up in toilet water when I'm takin a shyt

u gotta hold your dikk and bend it backwards breh if my dikk touch the toilet bowl i have to alcohol that shyt down

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Yea plus I do turn on the water real quick to to make sure it all goes down
Sittin piss doesn't smell to well

Yeah I dropped the habit by middle school, shyt just seemed dirty to me. I can't blame yall tho, it's so damn convenient. I'ma try the @charmander challenge and see what my aim lookin like.

 

[JAY?]

u gotta hold your dikk and bend it backwards breh if my dikk touch the toilet bowl i have to alcohol that shyt down

I did that once and divirginized myself

 

[JAY?]

Yeah I dropped the habit by middle school, shyt just seemed dirty to me. I can't blame yall tho, it's so damn convenient. I'ma try the @charmander challenge and see what my aim lookin like.

I tried it before and I can't even do it with the toilet seat up
I pee at 11 o'clock

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

This thread

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I tried it before and I can't even do it with the toilet seat up
I pee at 11 o'clock

lol, my shyt weird it starts at a strong 12 and trickles to a jumpin 9. I just tried the shyt I damn near did it but that 9 O'Clock fukked me over.

 

[Kings County]

I did that once and divirginized myself

if your dikk touches your a$$hole once in a while its ok breh

but if u slide it inside the holedont make yourself bisexual breh be careful

 

[Kings County]

i knew a big dikk nikka was gonna come in here and fukk it all up

my bad breh

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

my dikk to big for that id end up pissing on my thighs

Your dikk ends above your knees????

 

[Kings County]

Your dikk ends above your knees????

im a tall ass nikka lol why would i want a dikk that stretches past my knees lol bytches dont even want that

 

[4fossa]

Since I got a big anaconda, It can enter straight to the tub and almost touch the water (while I'm standing). So no big deal.

 

[tmonster]

fukk it homie, I just bounce it in off the back board..

my dikk to big for that id end up pissing on my thighs

i knew a big dikk nikka was gonna come in here and fukk it all up