If you can't climb a tree than you're a half a man type p*ssy

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Weakling. You hugging that tree for dear life crawling up like an inch worm because you have no arm or back muscle.

Step up your fukkin pull up game
Hugging :mjlol: I know you're used to hugging those flimsy little Palm trees over in LA but we got fukking mango trees in this bytch :demonic: avocado trees :demonic: these trees ain't bamboo based :mjlol: that scrape happened after I ran up the tree and leaped onto a branch thick enough to hang on :demonic: parkour bytch :demonic:
 

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u know i dont mean it that way silly :o:
nah but seriously get off my dikk before i smack the fukking glasses off your fakkit "nerdy" face
but I like this thread. :lupe:
 
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Hugging :mjlol: I know you're used to hugging those flimsy little Palm trees over in LA but we got fukking mango trees in this bytch :demonic: avocado trees :demonic: these trees ain't bamboo based :mjlol: that scrape happened after I ran up the tree and leaped onto a branch thick enough to hang on :demonic: parkour bytch :demonic:
I would have grabbed the branch and pulled myself up so hard I'd land on the branch on my feet.
 

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ahahahahahahahha. im legit laughing. lol hell na
You havnt climbed enough trees. You on some grab the branch and desperately try to swing your leg hoping the side of your foot hits the branch to give you enough leverage to pull yourself up in the process suffering countless abrasions on your body shyt. To me that's pathetic and weak. Ankle all scuffed, clothes all wrinkled. I can't be bothered. Talkin bout oh shyt o shyt o shyt dude dude dude I'm falling . :damn:

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I gets the running start jump into the base of the tree and use it as a springboard to leap to the thickest branch and yank myself up so fukkin hard? Sometimes I'm able to grab the branch Above the branch I just left beneath me.

That's that shyt you know nothing about while you're at home applying hydrogen peroxide on your p*ssy ass scrapes actin like you're gonna get an infection.. feeling all proud like yea i made it past the first branch when it's 6 ft off the ground. stop it its disgusting. Go watch a bartenderz DVD and apply it to your current inferiority
 
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You havnt climbed enough trees. You on some grab the branch and desperately try to swing your leg hoping the side of your foot hits the branch to give you enough leverage to pull yourself up in the process suffering countless abrasions on your body shyt. To me that's pathetic and weak. Ankle all scuffed, clothes all wrinkled. I can't be bothered.

I gets the running start jump into the base of the tree and use it as a springboard to leap to the thickest branch and yank myself up so fukkin hard? Sometimes I'm able to grab the branch Above the branch I just left beneath me.

That's that shyt you know nothing about while you're at home applying hydrogen peroxide on your p*ssy ass wounds actin like you're gonna get an infectio.. stop it its disgusting. Go watch a bartenderz DVD and apply it to your current inferiority
adorable. the trees in LA must be so beautiful. meanwhile im over here climbing trees with flaky tree bark :stopitslime: try that spring board shyt over here. fukking tree bark all in ya eyes. u looking vulnerable and bytchmade like "oh no :( something's in my eye" meanwhile we all know you just B!TCH and tryna hide the crying :russ: i see your moves :umad:
 

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You havnt climbed enough trees. You on some grab the branch and desperately try to swing your leg hoping the side of your foot hits the branch to give you enough leverage to pull yourself up in the process suffering countless abrasions on your body shyt. To me that's pathetic and weak. Ankle all scuffed, clothes all wrinkled. I can't be bothered. Talkin bout oh shyt o shyt o shyt dude dude dude I'm falling . :damn:

Type shyt

I gets the running start jump into the base of the tree and use it as a springboard to leap to the thickest branch and yank myself up so fukkin hard? Sometimes I'm able to grab the branch Above the branch I just left beneath me.

That's that shyt you know nothing about while you're at home applying hydrogen peroxide on your p*ssy ass scrapes actin like you're gonna get an infection.. feeling all proud like yea i made it past the first branch when it's 6 ft off the ground. stop it its disgusting. Go watch a bartenderz DVD and apply it to your current inferiority

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adorable. the trees in LA must be so beautiful. meanwhile im over here climbing trees with flaky tree bark :stopitslime: try that spring board shyt over here. fukking tree bark all in ya eyes. u looking vulnerable and bytchmade like "oh no :( something's in my eye" meanwhile we all know you just B!TCH and tryna hide the crying :russ: i see your moves :umad:
I was raised on the east coat I climb real trees stop it. I been up tall oak trees before I hit middle school while you were scared to take a dare and jump down 5 steps you coward
 

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I was raised on the east coat I climb real trees stop it. I been up tall oak trees before I hit middle school while you were scared to take a dare and jump down 5 steps you coward
While u were in middle school, walking around with some bytch boy trapper keeper, i was in the cotdamn dominican republic cutting up coconuts with machetes and selling them to tourists :birdman: u wouldnt last 5 minutes in my world :demonic:
 
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