If you can't grow a beard you are losing TERRIBLY in 2015

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Seen this older woman recently had this beard for months now but she says...

Lady: oh hey i havent seen u in a while! :dwillhuh: look at that beard is ur face warm?

Me: yeah :jawalrus:

Lady: it looks really nice on u :ohhh:

Me: i rather look like a man than a boy

Lady: :shaq:

Other lady::takedat: yeah it looks good on u with that babyface






Theres only 2 type of ppl without beards, woman and children, i am neither. And if ur a man and ur facial hair is slacking, step ur shyt up, you looking like a biych out here real rap. I made a thread about this.


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some day you will be able to grow a beard.
Maybe. But I don't need one. Have gotten plenty of ass just being me, not having to cater to a females taste in fashion, cars or music. But continue, one day you will be begging a woman to take your balls out of her purse to give them back to you.
 

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Maybe. But I don't need one. Have gotten plenty of ass just being me, not having to cater to a females taste in fashion, cars or music. But continue, one day you will be begging a woman to take your balls out of her purse to give them back to you.

i wasn't dissing you, just stating a fact...some day you will be able to grow a beard.
but i'll bet everything i own that one day you will look in the mirror and :ohhh:...i can grow this shyt out?

tell me i'm wrong.
 

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There are a lot of angry beardless nikkas in here :lolbron:

I wasn't trying to shyt on yall or nothing, I promise :wow: .. so GTFO of your feelings already :pachaha:

No man is out here growing a beard solely because women like it. And if he is, so the fukk what, let him do him if that's what he has to do to get play. At least he can actually grow one :russ:

Clowns up in here acting like they don't live in the barbershop every weekend, paying another man $20 to give them that "fresh fade", BECAUSE WOMEN LIKE IT.

Let me guess, the next few replies are going to be, "I just like to see my shyt looking fresh, I don't keep a fresh cut because women like it and it boosts my p*ssy rate. Never. :mjcry:"

nikkas up in here sounding crushed :mjlol:
 

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For #StruggleBeardGang consider surgery :patrice: ... https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=go to surgeon to get facial hair

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Cheat code might be the way to go :lupe: .... :francis:.. ...
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10 Things You Should Know if You’re Considering a Beard Transplant
Patchy-bearded men of the world rejoice! Beard transplants are here. Citing the“hipster beard craze”, recent reports say the procedure has increased six-fold in the past five years. Whether you're considering a beard transplant or are scratching your chin for more information on the trend, here’s what you need to know:

https://www.birchbox.com/guide/arti...-know-if-youre-considering-a-beard-transplant

1. The procedure can cost upwards of $7,000.
For beard-challenged trustafarians, this is peanuts when compared to the satisfaction that comes from a full and lustrous beard. For anyone on a budget, this price tag is outrageous, especially when compared to practical procedures like LASIK eye surgery, which now runs less than $1,000.

2. You can get the beard you always wanted…
Just like a haircut, you’re better off bringing a photograph, because you can dictate how you want your new beard to look. Tell the doctor to give you “the Howie Mandel" and you'll walk out with a camera-ready soul patch. Talk about “designer stubble.”

3. …But you’ll have to sacrifice some hair up top.
In this case, your new beard is made from hair that comes from the back of your scalp. This hair most closely resembles the hair grown around the chin. Or rather, the hair you wish grew around the chin.

4. The transplanted hairs fall out after two weeks.
But don’t worry—they promptly grow back three months later. Just put your faith in science.

5. You’ll probably have to take a sick day.
The procedure takes between two and five hours, but rarely requires a second round.

6. Beard transplants aren’t just for the goatee zone.
You can also get eyebrow and sideburn transplants! We hereby coin the term "hair tattoo," describing a patch of hair strategically installed anywhere on the body. Used in a sentence: "I'm thinking of getting a hair tattoo of the Brooklyn skyline across my shoulders."

7. It actually works.
This guy had a single procedure with 2,300 grafts. Eight months later, he's sporting a relatively full beard.

8. The Brits are especially excited about beard transplants.
In 2012, 4,500 men in the UK got facial hair transplants, 13% more than in 2011. No word on what percentage of these patients lives in hipster-heavy East London.

9. The results can boost your confidence.
One patient says the transplant helped cover scars on his chin, and made it easier for him to approach women.

10. Sadly, you cannot be a beard donor.
Well, maybe you could, but it sure would be tough to find a perfect hair match, right? Imagine the money Johnny Damon could make every few months.


Will the madness ever stop :damn:
 

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:russ: this homosexual ass nikka turning cartwheels and twirlin' in here talking about Men grooming


:mjlol:fakkits...... I tell ya...they taking over.... the lack of Real men in 2015 is sad....

:deadmanny:

With that^ bullshyt you just typed you are VladTheStruggler from this point forward :ufdup:
 

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