IF you can't swim you ARE NOT an ALPHA MALE [100% FACT]

[Paper Boi]

 

[GreenGhxst]

7 foot pool? nikka im walking to the wall, jumping up, flailing, getting out, and swinging on you

nah bro im keeping you from the edges with the same shyt I use for my goldfish

 

[GreenGhxst]

lol what’s funny is that growing up in a city knowing how to swim can be a good barometer of who had involved parents or not regardless of race.

Your parents really ain’t care about you if you didn’t learn to swim before like 10, snd even then that’s late my earliest memory of swimming was from when I was about 5.

real talk

real nikkas taught themselves though

I really jumped in the deep end and had to float type shyt

 

[GreenGhxst]

Why are you yelling? I’m pretty sure “Alpha”men are smart enough not to leave their cap locks on.

its an alpha tendency, my fault

 

[Sway]

its an alpha tendency, my fault

Then y’all some slow mfs talking in all caps.