If you Could Guarentee 80+ years of life...

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Would you convert to Eastern practices?


Wipe your ass with your hand


Eat Bengal/Dog/Bat/Muircat Casserole



Shower once every 3 weeks




Be predisposed to having a 5 inch dikk






You get to see your grandkids kids walk but your lifestyle (as opposed to what your used to) is






Long Life or Pride

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

living past 60