If you don't carry all the groceries in one trip, you have ovaries

[HarlemHottie]

Real ones know that pinky finger to carry the heaviest of heaviests
The pain, the agony..the victory

Minus the cacness, hand looking like crumpled up paper

Not even being funny, my mother is almost 70 and one of the few who don't have fukked up fingers and arthritis n shyt. This is because she always used those wooden handles that distribute the weight (can't post pics from my tablet but the old heads know). Now, she uses one of those little rolling bag things.

Moral of the story: don't abuse your hands. You need those.

 

[Phantum]

Costco brehs and brehettes, do y'all use the boxes they have out or just throw everything in the trunk and worry about it when you get home?

 

[Ozymandeas]

Should’ve been one of the Hood Olympics events because we all do it

 

[Afro]

I do small grocery trips and I prefer to get them out of the car because I usually buy something I ain’t have no business buying.


And food lasts longer when they don’t know what’s in the house

Facts, I live alone and know where every snack is.

Even the ones I hid from myself

 

[Afro]

The only groceries I handle are the ones delivered right to the door. I dont carry shyt.

Folks still grocery shop when groceries can come right to your door

 

[Pseudonym]

Yall shopping once a week, 2x a month or more?



I go shopping 4-5 days a week. I shop based on dinner that night so I usually only have 3-4 bags

 

[MustafaSTL]

What’s up with the “what about bottled water” people? Tuck that shyt under your arm and carry the rest of the bags like a damn man.

 

[Phantum]

Yall shopping once a week, 2x a month or more?



I go shopping 4-5 days a week. I shop based on dinner that night so I usually only have 3-4 bags

When I was single and kidless I would shop according to what I wanted to make a few times a week. Now everything gets bought once a week.

 

[TrifeGod]

shyt i still sometimes just walk to the store for the fukk of it, a few years ago I did that shyt, had my muscles showin and got a offer for a ride from a chick but i declined, wasnt my type and i didnt feel like going missing

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

I consider myself pretty strong but I take multiple trips

 

[Koli_Kat]

Imagine having to make two trips as a man

Emasculating feeling

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I do small grocery trips and I prefer to get them out of the car because I usually buy something I ain’t have no business buying.


And food lasts longer when they don’t know what’s in the house

You don't want your husband looking in the bag

:"Another pet fish. Really"

 

[Pseudonym]

You don't want your husband looking in the bag

:"Another pet fish. Really"

That’s his face !!!!!!

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Imagine having to make two trips as a man

@CouldntBeMeTho

 

[The God Poster]

I have ovaries and I'm a one tripper

This by choice