If you don't use baby wipes to wipe your ass you're disgusting

[TNOT]

Put some peanut butter on your hands and try to wipe it off with just a paper towel and see what's left. That's what your a$$hole looks like after wiping with just toilet paper

Why is your Dookie the same consistency as peanut butter breh?

 

[LordLyons]

i'm late but yeah
i don't even think baby wipes are enough
after every dump use toiler paper wash with soap and water then dry with toilet paper

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I douche after every shyt

 

[Chip Skylark]

Facts

 

[GetInTheTruck]

If you eating right you don't get shyts like that.

fukk you want some wet shyt all up in your ass for?

 

[Chip Skylark]

I actually started using those moist wipes many years ago after I saw a wet wipes commercial. This woman was in the shower with no water running. She was just wiping her arms with a dry paper towel.
Then the narrator was like "You realize this is the same as using dry toilet paper right?"


I was like damn they got a point. Started using some moist flushable wipes and was like . That feeling of freshness afterwards. Never went back since

iunno how the fxck everyone doesn't use atleast a damp paper towel/damp TP to clean out they area.that layer of residue that won't show up on dry paper.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

People hilarious

If a mafukka had shyt on they hands
They would at least use a wet wipe to get it off and dry tjsy hands with a paper towel

But will take a whole shyt and only wipe with toilet tissue

 

[Vinny Lupton]

You need a clean ass but why you need an immaculately clean ass 24/7? What you got going on later

 

[Charly Wingate]

 

[Somebody]

I just dropped a bag on tp. Bottonelle for a real nikka. It says on the side to pair with flushables.

Figured I’d do the wet tp thing, then saw this thread. Finna run back to the store in the am

 

[Sex Luthor]

I keep th in my bathroom right above the toilet. You would be shocked by how many people use my bathroom and tell me there's no toilet paper. Sometimes I feel like I'm in demolition man with the 3 shells

 

[Elim Garak]

Put something wet on your ass brehs

 

[AAKing23]

This is facts man, I don't feel clean enough without wipes, it's a necessity now, I can't go back

So you lowkey like to stimulate the feeling of a wet tongue in your ass..

 

[hatealot]

I have phobia of clogging and over running toilets. One night I put too much toilet paper and wipes and clogged the toilet for the whole house. It was like 12am on a friday night.
How the fukk do I explain to a whole house that I'm renting a room from that nobody is taking a shyt tonight?

 

[invalid]

Not only do you need to clean that bytch with a rag and soap after every shyt, you need to stick a soapy finger on the inside and get any residue hiding behind the sphincter.