If you don't use baby wipes to wipe your ass you're disgusting

[CinnamonTequila]

I actually started using those moist wipes many years ago after I saw a wet wipes commercial. This woman was in the shower with no water running. She was just wiping her arms with a dry paper towel.
Then the narrator was like "You realize this is the same as using dry toilet paper right?"


I was like damn they got a point. Started using some moist flushable wipes and was like . That feeling of freshness afterwards. Never went back since

iunno how the fxck everyone doesn't use atleast a damp paper towel/damp TP to clean out they area.that layer of residue that won't show up on dry paper.

 

[Guy Incognito]

After you use the wet wipes.. You have to finish off with toilet paper..

Walking around with a wet butt aint woah

 

[Mowgli]

Sit yo stupid ass down boy..

Shut the hell up please.

Don't ever in your life show me shyt

 

[Mind Over Thirst]

Yea but baby wipes don't break down in the toilet. If you are actually flushing baby wipes down the toilet then I hope you know a cheap plumber

Now maybe you meant moist flushable wipes, because that's what I use. But you didn't say that and this is the coli, where we take everything literally

Cottonelle Flushable Cleansing Cloths Fresh Care Refill, 42 Count (Pack of 8) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EDR6YB0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awd_k1KWwb329CVME

 

[keepemup]

i wouldnt say disgusting,... thats too harsh.
find another word. you're ____________


not everyone thinks about using baby wipes. but once you start you dont stop

i wouldnt say disgusting,... thats too harsh.
find another word. you're ____________

What is 'playing yourself'?

 

[Guile]

Plain ol' water has to do when times are tough.

 

[BrehWyatt]

Got put onto this thanks to an old roommate. Noticed he was buying them and I swiped a couple to use during a dump.

Been buying them ever since. Certain measures just cannot be skipped.

 

[At30wecashout]

:rocky:I take showers after a shyt 99% of the time. Clean your whole body, you nasty mothafukkas.

Sidenote: That feel when you have to shyt shortly after your shower :blacknerdlost:

 

[Chef]

Only on the Coli do nikkas think you're for having proper hygiene. Some of you probably don't even wash behind your ears or belly button.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Who the fukk want a wet ass booty hole?
Yo boxers gone be stifling to yo ass all at work and shyt.

nikkas don't know how to wipe


Baby wipes first, regular tissue after


Itchy ass nikkas

 

[NicoleNecole]

Baby wipes are the best. I keep them in my purse. You got to stay clean. People already think that fat people stank.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

nikkas don't know how to wipe


Baby wipes first, regular tissue after


Itchy ass nikkas

My ass don't be itching.
And I don't need no baby wipes cuz its no babies around here

 

[badtguy]

Walk around with doodoo in your ass cause no one else see it brehs

unless you gettin your booty ate i dont see the need for it to be 100% spotless. nikkas actin like they aint gonna take another shyt in they life
or maybe you're keeping it clean for another reason

 

[badtguy]

My girl and I got into an argument over baby wipes and toilet paper.

Like I'm legit questioning her right now. Like I'm ma stop going down on her and behind tf. Dirty mofo

 

[J.E.T.S]

Wet toilet paper when in a pinch.

I put a little deodorant under my balls after every shower too. I get head alot after work.