If you found a duffle bag full of money in an alley what would you do?

[Concerning VIolence]

Take all of it and live my life.

You guys think real life is a movie, as if people don't sometimes forget that they leave stufff behind and never get it back.

 

[Detroit Wave]

Check for gps. Take the cash. Dump the bag in a bando. Drive OT. have a relative open a safe deposit box. Leave the country for a year. Come back and retire

 

[Freedman]

Bring it home and whoever whatever has to come take it from me

 

[BaggerofTea]

Bring it home and whoever whatever has to come take it from me

 

[MikelArteta]

Leave it, end up taking a few and using it. Then money being tracked back to you

 

[Steezy]

 

[old_timer]

Earlier this month The Economist had a story about India's "surprise" currency exchange..

Basically, their old paper money becomes worthless at end of the year
So people must exchange it for new shyt during a 60 day window

the black market is estimated to be 20% of India's GDP
And people have all these cash piles which can't be accounted for by legal means

This has led to all kinds of money laundering fukkery as the deadline fast approaches

so yeah, I can just imagine some brehs trying to "gradually" deposit a duffle bag of money at The First Coli Savings & Trust

 

[Art Barr]

Taking the shyt stocking up and blatantly seeing if anyone sophisticated to take it back and airing they goof ass out.


Art Barr

 

[The Mad Titan]

Risk having the mafia on you and your family for 20g's breh.