If You Found A Roach Under Your Bed, Would You Be Able To Sleep In That Bed?

[get these nets]

I look on the counter and i see a half drunk cup of orange koolaide, so I head smooth to it, I’m about to turn it up

DJ Paul is that you?

Leave your drink around me....


That bug got you to snap out of that nasty habit. Lucky too, because after a certain age you don't know where your friends are putting their mouths.

 

[skylove4]

DJ Paul is that you?

Leave your drink around me....


That bug got you to snap out of that nasty habit. Lucky too, because after a certain age you don't know where your friends are putting their mouths.

shyt got me all the way together . I don’t drink after anybody anymore, even my kids if they sip out my shyt, they can have it

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

To this day I can never drink orange kooaide. The sight, smell even the package make be Nausea.
When I was about 6-7,my cousin had a sleepover for his bday . Their were about 15 cousins there just packed in. At this age I had the habit of taking anybody’s koolaide if you weren’t watching it and I was drinking that shyt

evrybody in the living room on pallets, southern folks know what I mean . Everybody hot because for some reason his mama got if burning up in the house, straight blazing

evrybody sleep I wake up like the undertaker

thirsty as fukk, throat burning from his mammas dry ass heat.

I look on the counter and i see a half drunk cup of orange koolaide, so I head smooth to it, I’m about to turn it up when I kinda see something brown in it but I’m stlll sleepy and take it to the head
I knew immediately something was horribly wrong , I felt something in my mouth and it slid down my throat quickly . I panicked spit that shyt out and in the sink was a big as brown roach

By now I’m screaming and crying throwing up, my aunt run she’s worried and horrified when she find out, but uncle trying to hide the

all my cousins hitting the
The shyt was a mess.
That’s been close to 30 years and I haven’t drunk a single cup of kooaide since , especially orange kooaide

 

[east]

thread reminded me of this coli classic https://www.thecoli.com/threads/too...ht-that-mothafukka-motion-picture-sh-t.578683

 

[richaveli83]

Y’all obviously ain’t seem Texas roaches before

Tree roaches are about 5/6” large and you can hear them running around. Prey they don’t kamikaze you’re ass or they aren’t pregnant

Years ago I was renting a condo from this Mexican dude. The place I lived in was HOOD. One of my neighbors had a roach infestation that was real bad. My landlord was lazy and didn't want to call an exterminator so I had to pay out of pocket to get someone to spray. They told me the infestation is coming from my neighbors.

Anyways one night I was watching college football on the coach and I must have dosed off but I woke up and saw this big ass tree roach crawling next to me. I jumped up because I got started. Never seen a roach so big and ugly in my life!

I didn't have any raid or bug killer but I grabbed a bunch of magazines and folded them up and hunted for that motherfukker for like ten minutes before I found it and killed it!

I had to break my lease with the landlord because I wasn't about to tolerate roaches. I will not tolerate roaches what's so ever!

 

[Spence]

Years ago I was renting a condo from this Mexican dude. The place I lived in was HOOD. One of my neighbors had a roach infestation that was real bad. My landlord was lazy and didn't want to call an exterminator so I had to pay out of pocket to get someone to spray. They told me the infestation is coming from my neighbors.

Anyways one night I was watching college football on the coach and I must have dosed off but I woke up and saw this big ass tree roach crawling next to me. I jumped up because I got started. Never seen a roach so big and ugly in my life!

I didn't have any raid or bug killer but I grabbed a bunch of magazines and folded them up and hunted for that motherfukker for like ten minutes before I found it and killed it!

I had to break my lease with the landlord because I wasn't about to tolerate roaches. I will not tolerate roaches what's so ever!

Was this here in Texas? Roaches here don’t give a FK! Lol they will straight square up to run you a fade with their roach homies

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Professor Emeritus]

up in smoke tour, I think it was actual video cameras since it was in early 2000s

That makes sense, creates a funny mind picture of them sitting in that restaurant with an old-school video camera filming a roach on the wall.

 

[El Bombi]

Boric acid and your roach problems are gone.

 

[HabitualChiller]

I don't mind killing spiders, snakes, rats, lizards, etc., but insects are where I draw the line. Something that's small, ugly, and will TRY to fly on you is a big "nah" from me.